salt the snail

To kick someone out of a friendly gathering for being a mad clinger. Originally from It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia

Charlie: Hyah!! Hyah!! Get out here snail!! Hyah!! Go snail, go!! Hyah!!

Mac: Oh my god, salt the snail!! Salt the snail!! Go!!

by nuck_chorris 777 January 13, 2015

Salt Lake Street Sweeper

a sex act where you jizz on your partners face and then proceeds to clean it off with your ball sack.

Dude #1 "What did you and Stacey do last night?"
Dude #2 "Dude, I gave her a Salt Lake Street Sweeper. That bitch loved it!"
Dude #1 "Sick dude."

by V0!D May 12, 2020

salt and ice

Do not fucking put it on your skin.

Jack: puts salt and ice on skin
Vera: wtf are you doing youre gonna get 3rd degree burns dumbass whore

by wjsnoutsold November 17, 2022

Awkward Salt Shaker

In common usage in essex. When an awkward or tense situation arises, all tension can be examplified with this gesture, in which both hands are made into fists, placed on top of each other and rotated in opposite directions as in a salt grinder.

Man 1: Dude she's hot.

Man 2: That's my mum.

Silence.

Awkward Salt Shaker performed by passer-by.

by Awkward! May 9, 2010

Himalayan Salt Plate

Ejaculating on a large set of breasts, then allowing it to dry and serving gourmet food atop the salty, dried remnants.

She wanted something fancy for dinner, so I made her a Himalayan Salt Plate.

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by Scotty Dubbalicious January 12, 2015

Ramon Salazar

The little shit from Resident Evil 4. He has grey hair and wrinkles that make him look old and he is so short he could be mistaken as a child, but like he said.. He is only 20.

Ah, did you say old man, Mr. Kennedy? It might come as a surprise but I'm only 20 years old."

"I have sent my right hand to dispose of you." - Ramon Salazar

by Talim's June 18, 2016

Make Salt

A slang term referring to the act of performing oral sex usually on a female cunnilingus. It’s origin is derived from the chemical reaction when mixing an acid and a base in order to make a salt (NaCl). Human saliva is a generally base solution, while genitalia and the fluids within are relatively acidic. When performed, the chemical reaction taking place is the creation of Sodium Chloride, (NaCl), or more commonly referred to as salt.

Keep in mind however that while during fellatio, it is only to make salt until the presence of pre-cum, as the environment then becomes more basic on the pH scale.

“Pssst...You were right, Lauren just wanted me to make salt and not return the favor.”

by Constantly@Umass April 25, 2019