bog salmon

A poo that refuses to flush away. ie it swims against the tide to its natural birthplace

God, you'd think Anne would know better. I went into the toilet immediately after her only to be greeted by her bog salmon.

by Skid Reeks April 11, 2008

Simone

Simone is a BABE!!!
Her sense of humor is dark but hilarious. Her smile lights up a room as does her laugh. She's got curves like no other and eyes like a tiger. And when it comes to dating she s a BEAST IN BED!!!! but she cares about who she loves and would do anything for them <3

Man, you're dating a Simone? Lucky..

by anonymos03 June 30, 2017

salmon cock

When you fuck a bitch and then your dick reeks like dirty fish!

"I think i have a bad case of salmon cock"...."I can smell that shit a mile away"

by Nick and Noah June 9, 2007

simon Cowell

a mean british man

i dislike simon cowell😁🤪

by thatlarriebitch January 13, 2021

Simon Snow

Simon is traumatized by, his horrible up bringing in children's homes, every event he got tangled up in as the result of being a magical nuclear reactor, as well as finding out (spoilers) that he has been draining the magic from the world everytime he does a spell or goes off.

Simon is wonderful and deserves so much better than he has ever gotten, or let himself have. Simon loves Baz, but doesn't believe he is good enough for Baz.

Although Simon deserves better, he should not be treated like a helpless baby, because he is infact a capable "adult."

Simon's favorite food is butter, he also love sour cherry scones and roast beef.

"Simon Snow, it hurts to look at you when you're this happy. And it hurts to look at your when your depressed."

Person1: Why are you crying?
Person2: I'm thinking about Simon snow.

by Friendly neighborhood cat July 7, 2021

Simon Kalivoda

The best character in fear street, who didnt deserve to die.

"hey whos your favorite character in fear street?"

"Simon Kalivoda."

by Kei<33 July 21, 2021

scary simon

A man with black hair with grey streaks who speaks incredibly slowly, makes no sense at all, falls asleep in pubs and makes love to significantly older women

I was in the pub the other night and there was a Scary Simon asleep on the table

by Mike Oxsmall June 13, 2008