student pool

A never ending purgatory for those hoping to become naval officers. Although, they are crammed in the same building with the quitters that continue to make jokes about the program they quit because it was "too hard." This just causes the future officers to further resent the existence of the quitters, to the point that they discuss glorious ways to rid the earth of their existence.

Candio 1: "Hell yea I got my orders did you get yours?"

Candio 2: "Nope, looks like I'll be heading to student pool for a few days."

.... Days turn to weeks.... Weeks turn to months....

by I ain't got time for this shit September 7, 2017

student nature

The shared attributes of students and their social networks that are universal throughout all schools.

student 1: I muttered under my breath that Todd's girlfriend is a little pudgy yesterday. Now today, everyone's saying that I called her disgustingly fat, pasty and retarded and Todd says we're going to fight today after school.

student 2: Shit man, that's just student nature.

by sdsdsd May 31, 2007

Student University pay movement

A movement that seeks to have university students payed to study and go to class. The idea is that if america needs educated people then it should pay for its educated people instead of getting them for free. This movement was born out of students outrage over the high cost of an education.

John is in the student university pay movement.

by Deep blue 2012 April 29, 2010

Student Advocacy Network

The purpose of Student Advocacy Network is to assist in solving the Six Fundamental Needs of a College Student in pursuit of higher education, and to assist the college population contribute to the needs of society and their community.

Many student leaders, when they are elected, are very motivated to do things to help their students. Quite often though, they do not know what the real needs of their students really are, let alone how to solve those needs.

There are many organizations out there that try to unite student advocacy groups at some demographic or educational level (university or community college level for example). This only results in higher education advocacy groups becoming fragmented and competitive. Most of the fundamental needs of these two constituencies are really the same issues.

There is currently no organization out there that will give student leaders and advocacy groups the information they need to be successful and united on all fronts (National, State, Local, and Campus levels).

Student Advocacy Network (SAN)
was created to do just that!!!

by B Marcus January 13, 2009

Student Congress

Student Congress is a form of mainly high school debate that focuses on passing legislature and giving speeches which are then graded and used to determine placement. Basically the worst form of debate. It's inferior to everything policy, PF, even LD(somehow) You need literally half a brain cell to participate and anyone good at this should do something else. It's basically a circlejerk of noobs.

Person 1: Are you doing Student Congress next year?
Person 2: I have a brain so no. I'm doing real debate.

by OSPEC-ASPEC double bind April 25, 2019

student groan

Something a person has to pay after attending a vocational school or college, usually for a long period of time.

He had been paying his college debt for so long that he began to call it his student groan.

by avgirlie September 16, 2008

student body president

see stub 'n sheets. i think you know who you are.

"so i'm having sex with this one armed chick all stub 'n sheet style..."
-student body president

by TM pooh 'n ho November 21, 2003