ported stocks

Ported stocks is the name given to Garrett turbos, GTX and G series. It started when Sir Astil Johnson of Brooklyn, Nyc decided it would be better for street racing. He started this movement in 2021, with his Infiniti Q50.
Racer 1: Hey what’s done to the car?
Racer 2: nothing much, just ported stocks.
by Vr30 king August 14, 2022
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dead stock

a shoe that has never been worn or even tried on. also terms nds vnds etc. be wary of people using vnds!
'one to stock, one to rock.'
stock = dead stock
by xhypekills April 23, 2007
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Stock Cock

-Dude I've been curious, have you been circumcised?
--No man, all we could afford was the stock cock.
by lockenload23 March 12, 2017
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Cackling Stock

A phrase used to describe someone entirely laughable. So laughable in fact that your laugh turns uncontrollably into a cackle.
Did you see that guy with the mustache get his cuntleg stomped by snuffeluppagus in cleats... AHAHAAHAH What a Cackling Stock
by Bills house March 20, 2008
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stock photo

A photograph, usually presented in a searchable online database, that may be purchased for specified uses. Such photos are often created through the use of models in staged scenarios, and may be used in graphic/web design situations where hiring a photographer to capture real life events is cost-prohibitive or impossible. The convenience of stock photos make them popular among the designers of Republican campaign websites for whom images of non-white supporters may be elusive or nonexistent.
Efforts by the RNC to woo Latino voters were hindered when somebody noticed its use of a stock photo of Asian children on its Latino outreach website.
by FlipEsq June 03, 2015
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meat stocking

I put my bologna pony in her meat stocking.
by guy12341234 December 28, 2010
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Stocking the Pond

Taking a Dump.. Blowin' mud.. Downloading some Brownware..Laying some cable Basically another term for taking a shit
He is in there (Bathroom) Stocking the Pond.

or even better...He is in there Stocking the Pond with Brown trout.
by KO Sledgod March 14, 2008
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