by lammab March 24, 2021

a shoe that has never been worn or even tried on. also terms nds vnds etc. be wary of people using vnds!
by xhypekills April 29, 2007

-Dude I've been curious, have you been circumcised?
--No man, all we could afford was the stock cock.
--No man, all we could afford was the stock cock.
by lockenload23 March 11, 2017

A phrase used to describe someone entirely laughable. So laughable in fact that your laugh turns uncontrollably into a cackle.
Did you see that guy with the mustache get his cuntleg stomped by snuffeluppagus in cleats... AHAHAAHAH What a Cackling Stock
by Bills house March 22, 2008

A photograph, usually presented in a searchable online database, that may be purchased for specified uses. Such photos are often created through the use of models in staged scenarios, and may be used in graphic/web design situations where hiring a photographer to capture real life events is cost-prohibitive or impossible. The convenience of stock photos make them popular among the designers of Republican campaign websites for whom images of non-white supporters may be elusive or nonexistent.
Efforts by the RNC to woo Latino voters were hindered when somebody noticed its use of a stock photo of Asian children on its Latino outreach website.
by FlipEsq June 4, 2015

Taking a Dump.. Blowin' mud.. Downloading some Brownware..Laying some cable Basically another term for taking a shit
He is in there (Bathroom) Stocking the Pond.
or even better...He is in there Stocking the Pond with Brown trout.
or even better...He is in there Stocking the Pond with Brown trout.
by KO Sledgod March 13, 2008
