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Standing cheese

When you can't ejacilate for an extended period of time. Your man juices curdle into standing cheese
Yo I shot a huge load of standing cheese last night, that shit stank
by Sander2727 March 8, 2018
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Standing Tekashi

This is a alternate name for a very simple sexual action where the male picks the girl up upside-down and eats her vagina out as she sucks his penis. This is known as standing 69 because the two humans make a similar stance as a 6 and 9. There is a famous rapper known as Tekashi 6ix9ine so you replace the 69 with Tekashi.
Yo, last night I gave my girl a classic Standing Tekashi.
by Rooster Young August 30, 2018
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Standing ovation

When a girl fartshen sitting down and the fart makes her pussy lips flap
"Omg Karen what was sound?"

"It was a standing ovation Becca"
by Hdjfkf January 24, 2019
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Standing, hovering spread-eagle

When you enter a public ladies' washroom so nasty (urine on the floor immediately in front of the toilet, and you don't know what's crawling on the toilet seat) that you have to stand with your feet shoulder-width or farther apart (avoiding the urine puddle), drop your breeches and skivvies (pants/underwear), and hover-squat over the throne to pee. Woman readers will understand what I'm talking about.
I needed to pee, so I went into the public washroom. No word of a lie, someone forgot to flush the toilet in the first stall I came to. Someone peed on the floor in front of the toilet in the second stall I went into, so I had to do a standing, hovering spread-eagle to pee, so I didn't have to step in the urine. Uggghhh!!!
by chrisssy226 October 24, 2019
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standing missionary

Erik Sierra always wanted to use standing missionary, but never could because he can't get pussy.
by DumbHoerxgcrx35r5tctcnicyv November 23, 2021
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Standing on third base

When a person inherits a great situation or place but did not lay down the groundwork themselves.
Standing on third base thinking they hit a triple.
by CuetoS December 3, 2021
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Standing on third base

When a person inherits wealth or a situation in which they did not lay the groundwork for its success.
Standing on third base thinking they hit a triple.
by CuetoS December 3, 2021
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