dookie sprinkle

When you feel like you have to take a big shit, but only a little comes out.

Guy 1: How did you only take a shit for a minute?
Guy 2: I had a little dookie sprinkle.

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tinkle sprinkle

The droplets of pee left on the toilet seat by a careless urinator, usually in girls' bathrooms.

Ew I'm not going in that stall there's tinkle sprinkle on the toilet.

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My buddy Zak said a golden sprinkle is better than a golden shower because it's way less messy.

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Cabbage Sprinkle: the tasteful art of spitting menstrual blood on your lovers face.

Rod is so ravenous when Eve is raggin, he slurp it up and served a served a cabbage sprinkle on that nasty bitch's face.

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One of those small droplets that fly out of your stream of piss.

Don't forget to clean the left over tinkle sprinkle on the toliet.

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It’s a Cleveland steamer but with diarrhea spray.

I thought she was giving me a Cleveland steamer but her dirty sprinkle hit me in the mouth.

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A smaller version of a baby shower given to someone who is expecting their 2nd child, especially if it is of the opposite sex.

Amanda already has a daughter but she is expecting a boy in a couple months, so we are throwing her a baby sprinkle so she can get some boy clothes.

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