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El Souter

when one person invites another person or people somewhere and then that person is not at said place of invite or is only at the place for 10 minutes when invitees get there
Lauren: hey guys come over after you eat dinner well hang out and do lots of cool things
Group: Okay!!
Group: Hey where on our way
Lauren: Oh im not home but i will be in a minute but only for 10 minutes
Group: oh no she pulled El Souter}
by thobeee October 18, 2011
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Don Soffer High School

A school where you get your debit card stolen
Did you see a kid got his card stolen at don soffer high school
by ElbichooSIUUUUUUU March 31, 2022
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soften

1. S - SMILE
2. O - OPEN POSTURE
3. F - FORWARD LEAN
4. T - TOUCH
5. E - EYE CONTACT
6. N - NOD
"soften time"
by JohnnyNewYork December 21, 2008
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sifter

sifter n.
Middle English siften, from Old English siftan
Through a uniquely New Zealand south island experience, sifter has come to mean much more. A somewhat sarcastic twist on the first NZ usage (being to search for meaning); it is 'doing stuff' so long as that stuff has no bearing on a career, paid work, community work,
Wanaka is now home to many fine exponents of the sifting way.
Q - Hey man you working today?
A - Nah bro, just sifting.
by Willi_B July 4, 2005
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Fabric softener kid

This term is used when wanting to talk about a kid who is being a little retard in public, while not offending them or the mother. The play on words is derived from the following:

Fabric Softner --> Downy --> down syndrome --> retard.

since it is no longer socially acceptable to call a kid a retard, or claim they have down syndrome; this term works well because it is perfectly private, and no one knows what the fuck your saying.
-" Did you see that kid knocking over all those glasses in the Vogue Optical?"
-"yeah, either he's got bad parents or hes a fabric softener kid."
by vallada November 4, 2009
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Soften the blow

When starting a blow job you stick out your tounge and support the dick as it slides in your mouth, thus softening the transition from dry dick to deep throat.
I had her soften the blow before I throat fucked her.
by What's up bitch my name's jake November 22, 2020
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Social Softener

A person brought into important business meetings to help soften the tone and diffuse anxiety.

This person often asks the introductory personal questions of the guests: What sort of drink would the guest like, how was their drive, did they find parking all right, would they like to use the bathroom before the meeting, how is their family, what a nice tie they are wearing, isn't the weather lovely...
"Even though she acted as the Social Softener, she was actually the true decision maker of the deal."
by Mamahipster October 23, 2011
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