Starting a Ryan

A rumor, that sounds like it could be true in some strange way but turns out to be false.

Idiot: I heard Nintendo bought over Xbox
Gulible Guy: Really?
Sane Person:Nah, he's starting a ryan.

by Spudinator497 June 28, 2008

diamond dust snorting

the smaching of diamonds to dust and then snorting them. in hopes of being worth more because they thing they r worth nothing.

hi do u want to do diamond dust snorting with me?
or u r not worth shit. no im worth 20k in diamonds.

by Nikku verde feu Krieger January 19, 2007

Crop Sharting

A failure to crop dust; the act of crapping in your pants instead of farting whilewalking in front of another.

Bro Ha: Hey Borat, i just crop sharted in front of Pamela.

Borat: Yeah i hate Crop Sharting around hot girls.

by Mr. Threegan-fun March 14, 2010

Snarfing

The act of snacking aggressively, especially on chip items.

Gal: *snarf* *snarf * *snarf*

Gal 2: Dood I know you're hungry but you've got to stop snarfing those hint o lime chips

by Staceysmom63 June 25, 2017

Snarping

An impromptu solo dance primarily performed in Panamanian strip clubs whereby the performer fully extends one arm to the side, keeping it perpendicular to their body with palm facing downward, fingers together and outstretched, and wrist bent slightly upward. The dancer frenetically gallops while sidestepping in the direction of the guiding arm, occasionally pausing to squat in sync to the music while switching arms in a blade-like, slicing motion. Leaning forward with one palm to the floor and gyrating the buttocks high in the air gives additional flare. Success is determined by a positive reaction from female dancers, negative reaction from male patrons, and maintaining this fine balance without being ejected from the establishment. Free drinks and lap-dances are also considered signs of approval.

"Dude, did you see Nick? He's been Snarping for 5 hours straight!"

by Jophery Bogglesworth January 9, 2012

starting a lawnmower

The act of performing vaginal sex on your partner while yanking a long string of anal beads from their rectum.

My partner and I tried a new sexual position last night called starting a lawnmower.

by omg i knew that? November 27, 2013

Emojiology Starting Careers

•Graphic Design(Designing Emojis)
•Emoji Creator
•Art
•Sketching(Sketch Out New Emojis)
•Emoji Science

•Emoji Editor(Edits are very important in the emojiology industry)

Emojiology Starting Careers

by Jech image! September 19, 2020