SMS Dump

Breaking up with someone via text message of instant messenger service.

Cindy was so smothering, man i had to take an SMS Dump on her

by Wurdy Gurdy October 21, 2009

sms (suck my strap)

When you say smd (suck my dick) and niggas say “what dick you got??” you can say sms ( suck my strap)

strap meaning: a fake dick/dildo that people use

stranger 1: yo your outfit is fuckin ass go change ho

stranger 2: go sms (suck my strap) stoopid whore, atleast ion got an nba youngboy ponytail like yo ho ass

by Zaza😋🫶🏾 October 17, 2023

Seymour Middle School (SMS)

A school were fake bitches are. Most of them are already having sex, vaping or smoking. There's a lot of drama at SMS. Where some teahers don't belong teaching

Seymour Middle School (SMS) EW IS THAT A SEYMOUR MIDDLE SCHOOL STUDENT?!

by random hoe that is col January 10, 2019

Nvm sms

When you really want to message someone but its all so complcated passed problems .

Random : i really want to sms but its a nvm sms !

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd April 4, 2019

Single Mom Syndrome (SMS)

When a single mother begins to dwell on being alone for the rest of their life and starts paying more attention to men than their children.

Child: Ugh! Mom is so obsessed with her new boyfriend it's like I don't even exist anymore, and when I do, everything is still about him! It's driving me crazy!

Dad: -sigh- She's just dealing with Single Mom Syndrome (SMS) right now. She'll get over it soon.

by YoMommasSoStupid October 21, 2012

Social Media Syndrome (SMS)

The condition in which a person lives vicariously through themselves.

Guy 1 at party: Hey I heard Betty was going to be here! Have you seen her yet, I can't wait to meet her! She's so cray !
Guy 2 at party: Dude, she's been here all night. She's that sad looking girl sitting alone in the corner.
Guy 1 at party: What?! I thought she'd be dancing on a table by now from all her awesome FB and IG posts!

Guy 2 at party: Yeah, you'd think but she has a classic case of social media syndrome (SMS).

by shiverjc October 6, 2013

Pay-By-SMS

The usage of a Sega Master System to pay for something.

I couldn't give him cash, so I had to pay-by-SMS.

by The Nintendo Nerd February 2, 2010