choke a smirf

When you masturbate while having blue balls to try to take away the pain.

Dude, last night she totally gave me blue balls so I went home and tried to choke a smirf

by Cody Currin August 5, 2008

smirch

to ejaculate; especially on the face of the recipient

And then i had to run because i smirched in her eye.

by Niggs January 8, 2006

Smirk

What a the main character does in an anime when they know something you don’t or when they know they’re winning a fight.

Robbie Rotten Kun: Fool, you do not know that I am number one.
Shaggy San: *smirk* But you do not know my secret *proceeds to pull out the reverse card*

by WeedWizard70 July 4, 2019

smirginity

smoking virginity... generally weed. ^_^

Ian totally has my smirginity. He was the one I smoked weed with for the first time.

by nobody's hippie May 4, 2008

scitrepreneur

A scientist turned entrepreneur

Thomas Edison was perhaps the consummate Scitrepreneur; he formed the Edison Electric Light Company after perfecting the incandescent light bulb.

by symian October 20, 2009

smirkie

A person that never smiles, only smirks. Usually a Romanian policeman.

I was walking on the streets shouting "Muie Steaua" drunk with my cronies, but then the smirkies got us and fined our asses.

by El Corquentero de la Plata July 24, 2010

Smirgle

A smirk and a giggle all combined in one.

He looked pissed as he fell to the ground, while his friend gave a quick smirgle about the situation.

by WhoDey14 February 28, 2012