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box smasher

A box is aussie slang for a vagina.

Someone who smashes boxes is someone who is very good with females and has sex with them a lot of times.
Lachlan: Are you the box smasher I've heard about?
Macca: Nah mate, I'm just the manager.
by TheRealBoxSmasher May 25, 2016
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Cod Smasher

One who neglects studies, his or her social life, or personal hygiene in order to play a rousing game of Call of Duty on his or her XBOX 360.

They can often do this all night, and get so wrapped up in the game that they reference it in day to day speech.
"You coming out, Joe?"
"Can't, sorry, I'm going home to Smash Cod. For I am a Cod Smasher."
by Dajo42.5 March 24, 2010
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Stasher

One who is very enthusiastic and open about masturbation. Before the emergence and vast prevalence of high speed networking and "the cloud" one would acquire over the course of a lifetime a vast collection of porn or "stash". In the united states communities around college campuses formed with the focus of trading pornography with the common interest of maximizing the size of ones "stash". Peer to Peer file sharing within dorms was often used as a distribution pipeline as internet speeds were often times limited. The members of these communities became known as "stashers". Often times groups of these "stashers" are made up of the stereotypical white suburban raised "bros". The act of "stashing" or "hitting the stash" is another term for pleasuring ones self. "Stashers" are often proud of how much they stash.
Nick - "Have you hit the stash today?"
Joe - "Why yes! So kind of you to ask!"

Nick - "Hey man, have you met Josh? He's a total stasher."
Joe - "Nice man! He will fit right in with our group. Lets all bro out and drink some bud light lime. "

Nick - "Do you think Thomas Jefferson and George Washington were stashers?"
Joe - "Oh im sure they hit the stash more than anyone, they were great men."
by ChillBro July 27, 2014
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slasharoo

To go for a urination after drinking lots of lacohol
"Get the next pint mate, i've gotta go for a quick slasharoo"
by brandg April 17, 2010
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splasher

The splash of water that hits your ass or nuts when you take a big shit and the water splashes back up
After that big poo the splasher made my whole ass wet
by Yourleftnut March 28, 2003
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twat smasher

Someone who pounds vagina excessively hard.
your a god damn twat smasher, you made me bleed from all corners of my happy hole.
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Dick Slosher

Any person, generally a female, who performs oral sex on a male and then sloshes the resulting sticky substance around the inside of their cheeks. After about 3 minutes of sloshing, the Dick Slosher has the option to either swallow or spit. If the jizz is spit out, the male is obligated to send the Dick Slosher back to the kitchen to make a bologna sandwich.
Bro 1: Yo dawg I heard you found a Dick Slosher on the corner of Packer Ave and Broad St.

Bro 2: Yeah dude. It kinda sucks though because she never swallows my secretion fluid, and now I don't know what to do with all these bologna sandwiches.
by kellisgay17 January 24, 2011
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