Roto-Router Red-Eye Morning Wakeup Muffin

A breakfast muffin made with prunes and coffee grounds baked in, for lots and lots of extra fiber and caffeine. Guaranteed to wake you up, give you plenty of extra morning energy - and go through your entire digestive tract like a Vesuvius of wire brushes!

My wife and I had an argument, so she served me a Roto-Router Red-Eye Morning Wakeup Muffin with my breakfast; and, by the time I got to work, I almost had to stick my thumb up in my butthole, to keep from crapping all over myself as I ran to the nearest restroom!

by Kenneth Zevo July 10, 2022

Turkish Exchange Route

The route that the hottest person in the orgy moves along.

Man, her Turkish Exchange Route went straight through Danny and Michelle all the way to me.

by Fapalicious September 18, 2016

rotted

When someone is conniving, manipulative, untrustworthy, ugly, bitchy, dishonest, annoying, slutty, shifty, deceitful, gross... you get the point.

Also, can apply to a thing with the above qualities.

Heavily used in the gay community.

"That bitch is rotted."
"What a fucking rotted ass bitch!"

"That is ROTTED, honey..."

by Meltzer June 1, 2007

route beer

A route beer is an beer meant for consumption while en route to another location. Route beers are often consumed while walking or riding a tandem bicycle.

St. Paddy's Day parade is down the street. Let's grab some route beers and head out!

by finallygettingpublished March 5, 2020

reviewer route

(n) when someone uses numerous large words in an attempt to seem more intelligent than they are; to be pretentious

"Man, you really took the reviewer route on that essay."

by Sam Hartung June 4, 2007

Hot Route

Last minute change of plans due to no longer being able to do the original activity.

Bob: I wanna go to the pool.
Steve: Sounds good to me, but what if it rains?
Bob: Then we can hot route and go to the bar instead.

by Tiny Dick Bastard June 18, 2018

sitting on the router

When someone else in your family or your dad is using up all of the internet connection bandwith, which usually slows down your internet speed and/or multiplayer games.

My dad was sitting on the router by playing 2142 this morning.

O rly?

Yea.

by Anotymous July 20, 2008