A very special sexual maneuver requiring a whore and a lot of time spent not showering. The key to the cheese rollup is to not only satisfy your sexual desires, but also satisfy the hunger of the starving whore who has not eaten anything for a long while. First you must abstain from showering for around three weeks. Yes it seems excessive, but it is imperative to develop a nice aged cheese flavor for your cock and cum. Next you need to find a whore (A Taco Bell employee may be a good place to start). Not any whore though, the
bitch has to be very hungry. If you find one you like, but she is not starving, simply lock her up in a closet for a couple of days. Finally, you can take her out of the closet and initiate very
good 69 sex. This gives the cheese roll up the actual "rolling up" position. Allow her to
suck your cock until ejaculation. Remember she is starving so she
will eat that sucker up nice and
good. Upon ejaculation, she
will get a lovely load with a very
good sharp cheddar flavor. If you want to spice things up a little
bit (literally), wait another week without showering and you
will notice a more nutty provolone flavor. Wait 2 more weeks and it becomes pepper jack. 3 more weeks gives you a Mexican blend and
4 more weeks (a total of 7 weeks without showering)
will let you achieve the liquid
gold status. A status only obtain by a master cheese rollup-er.
