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Year Rant

When you are so over the current year and all you can do is rant about it. You wish so desperately that it is a new year so you can get a fresh start and hopefully better circumstances.
Person 1: I am sick of this year. Wish it was next year already.

Person 2: Oh you're having a year rant again! Here we go!
by MMZMTS November 7, 2017
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im-ranting

talk about stuff which has been going on infront of the microphone for no apparent reason
Jayden - "why do you listen to the im-rant show?"
Mia - "I like when he is im-ranting."
by ellaellaey December 5, 2021
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Nerd's Rant

A phenomena in which a nerd enters a state of mind, in which they can no longer keep their thoughts in and decide to go to an open forum, a blog or anything similar and write out their thoughts, even though to most of the audience reading those thoughts will not be able to understand what they're ranting about clearly, usually it results in a jumbled wall of text and contradictions. These thoughts are only relevant to the nerd, even if you understand them.
"I'm unsure if I should get this processor, it'll boost my GHZ to 4.6, but I could just as easily buy this other processor that will only put it to 3.2 but will work better with this motherboard I'm looking at." - Rough Example of a Nerd's Rant.
by KyleHasSwag May 23, 2017
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Vyond-styled Rants

Also known as "GoAnimate-styled Rants", it is a controversial series of rant videos that are made on Vyond (AKA GoAnimate), they also appear outside of the Vyond community. They were invented in 2012 on YouTube and are still in production to this very day.

This rant series has been criticized by many internet users for being generic, repetitive nonsensical, laughable, weak, toxic and overexaggerated?
Person 1: Did you see a new Vyond-styled rant?
Person 2: Yes! Vyond-styled rants suck!
Person 1: Agreed! Those rants are appalling!
by Ryan900USAYT November 9, 2022
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conservative rant

Akin to a ministered surmon.

A laborsome, albeit somewhat amusingly skewed compilation of conjecture, misunderstandings, Bible quotes, Fox News "facts", hocus-pocus, psuedo-science and fairy-tales. Usually involving loose, air-borne saliva and the use of a snot-rag.

See liberal rant.
My neighbor wouldn't shut-up about his pastor's town-hall meeting on liberals. His conservative rant lasted two whole minutes. Thank God for the Star Spangled Banner. I thought he'd never stop. My friend and I got back to the game just before kick-off.
by PlanetBJR January 1, 2011
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molly rant

An extended explanation usually regarding a social injustice, corporate incompetence/arrogance, or technical folly. The argument is well formed, logical and rational but delivered with staggeringly quick pace and heightened emotion often leaving the ranter breathless and agitated.
Did you hear that, my mom totally went on a molly rant about her mp3 player not playing her songs due to crappy DRM!
by Derrick451 October 19, 2007
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rantard

(noun) a person who continually rants about stupid, meaningless crap.
The kids these days curse too much! Kids aren't what they used to be! Why cant the city pick up my trash at 5am rather than 6am! Why am I such a rantard!
by kingmotor October 9, 2007
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