Push of No Return

The moment, after pondering if you have time to take a dump, that you go for it and realize there is no turning back.

Often during this internal debate we wonder if this will be a quick clean shit or a prolonged multi-wipe project. But once you go for it, you've committed to the act.

Yo, after that push of no return, I knew I was gonna miss my train..

I made the push of no return and thought, this is gonna take awhile..

by lita505 July 13, 2013

Hole of no return

The label of any slut that has Herpes, Genital Warts, and HIV AIDS. This evil bitch will stop at nothing to secretly spread her diseases with unaware participants. Usually found behind waffle houses eating trashed foods and seeking young inexperienced victims.

Casey- Hey Cindy is it true about your brother.

Cindy- Yeah it happened... Tray fucked the hole of no return. We are planning funeral arrangements... it won't be long.

by ADDT-JACE February 7, 2015

Poop of No Return

When you're close enough to your destination that it doesn't make sense to stop and poop, but far enough from home that you wouldn't have been able to go before you left.

Bill passed the rest stop and tightened his grip on the steering wheel. It was going to be close, since he was 15 minutes from his grandma's house, but he had passed the Poop of No Return.

by milkacows_mom April 8, 2010

can i return it?

a smart-ass response usually to an authority figure you've pissed off. often in response to something along the lines of "you've just bought yourself a week of detention" or something else you clearly don't want but have somehow purchased.

coach: that's enough outta you, maggot! you just bought yourself another lap!

gym student: uh...can i return it?

by Xxpoison kissesxX May 10, 2011

Tax Return

When you are about climax and you pull out half way just like what the government does to everyday people.

"Bob's pull out game is weak he always tax returns."

by FSnake March 20, 2017

Burn Return

When someone burns you, but you get them back with an even better burn!

Bob (parking a car): Hey Doug,I can't quite get this to fit in here, it's a bit too tight.
Doug: that's what your mom said! Burn!
Bob: no, that's what your grandma said! Burn Return!

by Chris NoPants October 18, 2006

point of no return

while driving a vehicle you come across a yellow light and just dont feel like stopping so you continue on even if the light turns red.

josh: omg craig stop stop stop

craig: no bro that was the point of no return

by CodyBrigham February 14, 2009