ratch

gross, disgusting or just plain shick ass shiznit.

My brother is ratch!

by OnE LoVe October 4, 2004

Grim Reaper Reach Around

The act of simultaneously choking, masturbating and penetrating (vaginally, or anally) one's sexual partner from behind.

Read reach around and autoerotic asphyxiation

1. Jane thought that it was time to take his relationship with Dick to the next level. So, that night, she brought out a strap on, and give Dick the Grim Reaper Reach Around.

2. Dick: "Oh man. Does my ass hurt"
Dick's Friend: "At least you got the Grim Reaper Reach Around for your trouble"

by Angry Canadian January 23, 2009

Reach Around

An alcoholic beverage made from Jägermeister and Schweppes Agrum.

Guy 1: "Dude, wanna go for a reach around tonight?"
Guy 2: "...The drink?"
Guy 1: "Yeah I suppose we can have a couple drinks too"

by MainMangMang February 19, 2008

reach around

when two men are having gay sex and the man behind reaches around and jacks off the guy in the front

the sex was awful, he was ramming that shit up my ass and he forgot the reach around!!

by dicksucker January 11, 2003

The reach behind

When your girl is jerking you off while your sitting on her back . her arms are behind her with your cock in her hands.

When I was pinning my girls head down she gave me the reach behind.

by [e-mail] March 27, 2017

Rubio Reach Around

When you Davis Dip the person or object you're making love to. Usually done with spicy foods such as; Fuego Taki's, Hot Cheetos, or Jack in the Box tacos drenched in hot sauce.

Grant: "Dood guess what!"
Rubio: "Damnit Grant! You made me drop my succulent Chocodile! What is it??"
Grant: *while eating a Jack in the Box taco* "You really need to stop eating those things, they're not good for you."
*Everyone nods in agreement*
Rubio: "Fuck y'all! Get ready to record this episode."
Laura: "Do we know how we're going to start it this time?"
Mike: "I could tell the story of when I got a Rubio Reach Around from Rubio at my party."
Rubio: "How do you remember that? You were blacked out!"
Grant: *gags* "Guys I don't know if I want to hear this story..."
Laura: "I'm all ears Mike."
*Cue Theme Song*

by JewBoy98 February 15, 2020

Reach-around Simp

Simps by deflecting simp behavior as scummy and vile in order to gain rapport.

He's been reach-around simping her.

by Dippyskoodlez December 28, 2020