technological retardation

Technological Retardation occurs when one becomes so intrigued by and reliant on technology such as cell phones or the internet (facebook) that the outside world becomes defunct. A person who had become technologically retarded would:
* Rather text on their phone than have a genuine conversation.
* End a relationship with a text or email instead of in person like a respectfull human being.
* Misspell common words like "your" (ur) or "what"
(wut-wat) in important situations (such as on a job application) making themselves look like a moron.
* Send you a text message while within an audible distance or line of sight

You cant even take your attention away from that cell phone long enough to comprehend what im saying, and you sent me an email to me asking if i would "give you the remote"... technological retardation

by Flatulent Queef March 10, 2011

retardation station

a group of people who are acting retarded

here comes the retardation station

by Cott September 2, 2003

Retardican

Republicans in general but especially the ones that voted 4 W. both times, don't believe in evolution, and do believe the world is only 6,000 years old

Sarah Palin is a Total Retardican

by Belial7809 December 28, 2008

Retardcore

Retardcore is music composed out of lels rather than notes, or braindance music for people without brains, or the ability to dance

Person1: flushes the bass and hardcore dances grabbing beer and plays toiletar tunes

Person2: Wow nice avant-garde experimental abstract postmodern dadaist anti-pop retardcore TOIlETAR playin Tezzor

Person1: *plays toiletar of de amen break*

Person 3: yo hit de lels :^)

by Snowblindraw May 16, 2018

oral-retardation

Failing to speak to a woman while looking at her boobs and not studdering

"Tim had total oral-retardation when he ordered at hooters."

by vchghbgvhgdhfgdsfdsfds October 12, 2011

Retardist

Retardist - Someone who hates on people because they are not as smart as others or someone with a mental disability.

Oi bro, that retardist is picking on your mum aye?

by Azzzzzzzzzzzzaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh February 3, 2010

retardation sauce

a person who is acting stupid or retarded.

Sam your retardation sauce.

by Samsamsammmm March 15, 2009