Reform UK

Nazis. They don't even try to hide that they're racists anymore, and yet somehow their numbers keep going up inexplicably.

Reform UK: Keep Britain for the British, unless they're gay!

by The WheeliumThe2nd Of Death June 21, 2024

Reform Candidate

Noun;
Someone who's parents should have wiped them on the curtains approximately 9 months prior to their birth

I wouldn't vote for the reform candidate, even if it would mean I would never have to work again

by HyperSkylight July 3, 2024

Retromechanics (Physics)

A speculative branch of physics concerned with mechanical systems operating under time-reversed conditions. If you could reverse time, Newton's laws would still hold (they're time-symmetric), but every collision, every trajectory, every mechanical interaction would play out backward. Retromechanics describes this reversed world: balls un-bouncing, pendums unsweeping, planets un-orbiting. It's a useful thought experiment for understanding why the Second Law of Thermodynamics (which isn't time-symmetric) gives time its direction, even though the underlying mechanics don't care which way the clock runs.

Retromechanics (Physics) Example: "The simulation showed planets orbiting backward, demonstrating retromechanics—gravity doesn't care about time's direction, even though everything else does."

by Dumu The Void March 11, 2026

Reformuloomfie

A term to describe a perfume enthusiast who becomes irrationally convinced that a fragrance has been ruined by reformulation, despite the fact that most changes are so subtle they’re imperceptible. After years of chasing discontinued versions and overspending on aged perfumes, they ultimately realize the differences were exaggerated—or entirely imagined. In reality, vintage perfumes only smell noticeably different when they have gone rancid with age. The term critiques the pseudoreligious obsession with reformulations and the belief that modern perfumery is inherently inferior to the past.

The term combines “reformulation” with “oomfie,” a Twitter slang term for “one of my followers” and was coined by Jack Mason of The Perfume Nationalist Podcast.

Person A: It's worth hunting down an older bottle, from what I heard the new formulation is much rougher and screechier compared to the older one.
Person B: Bro, don't be such a reformuloomfie. It smells the same.

by mattblac February 3, 2025

retroment

Pronunciation: /ˈrɛtroʊmənt/ (This is a suggested phonetic pronunciation)
Definition:
Retroment (noun) - A restoration or reversion to a previous mode of cogitation, appearance, or custom.
Significance:
• It defines a return to past practices.
• It emphasizes revival and restoration.
• It identifies the application of opinions, styles, and customs.
• It avoids restricted word origins.
• It improves linguistic exactness.
• It replaces elaborate expression.
Singular noun: retroment
Plural noun: retroments

Examples:
• “The vogue sector perceives cycles of retroment each numerous periods.”
• “The retroment movement is visible in the art sector.”
• “A retroment for old practices.”

by Dmitrio February 10, 2025

Reform Party

The collective term for group of old, out of touch, bitter, repressed, smelly assholes and cunts. Their only agenda is lining their pockets and making the rich richer.

Did you see those people at office today?? Total Reform Party.

by Dr01dB01 July 5, 2025

reform

coillective noun for a group of bigots.

Whilst enjoying my beer in my local pub, the doors swung open and a reform of bigots, drooling at the mouth and dragging their knuckles on the floor. I quickly finished my Merlot and left them to whatever assinine proclivaties they had planned before it included myself.

by Adentify August 18, 2025