Reece

Reece is not human and is a monster that will snatch your girl off you

Reece is imortal

by Yeet007 September 3, 2019

Reece Mastin

The incredibly attractiveness of a 17 year old male who was the Winner of X-Factor Australia 2011. From the very moment he graced the stage wearing #21094 & opened his mouth with the words "Baby it don't matter" he captured the hearts of over 95,000 screaming girls (& the occasional boy) across Aus, with his gap-toothed smile, charm, great body, dimples, & all round high level of attractiveness. With his audition getting comments from Guy Sebastian saying "One day i'm going to tell my children that i said yes to you" it was obvious he was a shoe-in to win the competition. He's a cheeky, english-born average teenage boy, with "general bloke pleasures", smelly feet & the dream of owning a kombi van who's never read a book in his life. His dream came true thanks to his bestfriends 'The Sexy Six' & the incredible support of the Mastin Family consisting of his amazing parents Deb & Darren & his 3 beautiful sisters: Olivia (Liv), Georgina & Philippa Mastin. His fanbase 'Lil Rockers' have spent countless hours voting for him week after week, camping out to see him live, buying his album & even to get a chance to meet him. They've allowed him to live his dream of being a "Rock & Roll Legend", selling out his entire Aus tour & getting his winners single "Goodnight" to be named as Sony music Aust.'s fastest selling digital single ever & being certified 4 times platinum for selling 280,000 digital copies. Every woman's sexual fantasy & the true definition of Perfect! ♥

Reece Mastin, will you have my children?

On a scale from 1-Reece Mastin, how hot is he?

Reece Mastin; Get in my bed!

Oh, you're Reece Mastin? Excuse me while i take my clothes off!

Dumping your boyfriend because he's not Reece Mastin

Hey Reece Mastin, Shut up and kiss me? ;)

If Reece Mastin was on my bedroom floor with the lights out, i'd sure as hell do more the kiss the boy, i can tell you that!

by Reece's#1lilrocker♥ @NayMastin October 2, 2012

Ollie Reeded

A term in honour of the late, Great Oliver Reed, to describe an advanced stage of drunkenness.

"f*ck sake i'm ollie reeded"

by Pisshead111 October 25, 2007

reeee

a word that you say when you don’t want something to happen, you don’t have anything else to say, or you’re just bored

reeee is a good wise word

by yoyourmomreee February 14, 2019

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Sound of distress

"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

by jeffboidankmemeboi December 13, 2017

reeceism

Some who hate reece

Reeceism is bad

by SkemG October 14, 2016

Reecetard

verb
when someone or something has gone beyond the realms of retardation.

when you make a decision, say something or do something that is so stupid and idiotic that it is defying the laws of the universe.

that girl is just a pure reecetard.

that is the biggest reecetard

by alexander jenkinson November 13, 2016