rectum smoker

An individual that expresses their affections and/or insecurities by sucking an asshole so hard there may as well be an ounce worth of chronic smoke inside the receiver's rectum

Duuuuude, you won't believe this shit. That lizard in the alley you guys were too good to pound last night turned out to be an elite rectum smoker!

by drcaligula December 1, 2011

rectum lips

A person who has lips that look like a butthole or like to touch the butthole

Wow she has some real weird lips they look like a rectum!

Wow did you hear syd likes kissing buttholes while giving blowjobs, those are some rectum lips if you ask me

dont kiss her i heard she has rectum lips!

by c0c0boo October 23, 2013

rectum breath

Unflattering nickname for someone with extremely bad breath that fairly accurately replicates the foul odors that are more commonly emitted from the rectum.

Worker 1: "Now, when ever rectum breath comes over to ask me something, I automatically shut down my nose and breathe very carefully out of my mouth."

Worker 2: "I hear that!"

by BamKablam September 15, 2011

latus rectum

The art of spitting inside the rectum of a Latin Woman, and then making her ride your cock. The position is commonly seen to be shaped like a parabola.

I tried the latus rectum on zeeshan last night. she told me that her understanding of 2-d maths has improved ever since.

by senpaikee February 9, 2022

rusty rectum

When a jet of rusty water gets shot into your anus.

That jacuzzi just gave me rusty rectum.

by NastyNate1986 April 29, 2016

rectum ralph

When one suffers from extremely explosive diarrhea

Dani is in the bathroom having a rectum ralph; After I ate those fish tacos from the guy with the weepy eye I had a serious rectum ralph in the hotel lobby, it was embarrassing.

by bs425 March 7, 2015

Rectum Raider

One of the members of the Transcendental Cock Rock band the Rectum Raiders.

''Jeez, that Rectum Raider has a really big bass guitar''

by AssCruzad0r October 25, 2012