1.Television show that pretends to be real when in fact is also scripted. Shows such as Survivor and American Idol.
2. Bad television
3. Ryan Seacrest thinking he can act.
2. Bad television
3. Ryan Seacrest thinking he can act.
I hate reality TV. He said. Nobody agreed with him, for most americans are morons who will watch anything.
by Michael Hammersley May 13, 2005
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Shelia: Where's Jason
Christian: He is reading the wallet!
Hey Dan that Cuban food went right through me. I have to go read the Wallet.
Christian: He is reading the wallet!
Hey Dan that Cuban food went right through me. I have to go read the Wallet.
by Huge Murph February 24, 2009
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Burn After Reading.
a term meaning to burn any documents or written evidence after reading them, which can jeopardize an individual or a party if not burnt and disposed of properly.
a term meaning to burn any documents or written evidence after reading them, which can jeopardize an individual or a party if not burnt and disposed of properly.
"ok these are documents belonging to some higher up what do we do with them?"
"burn them after reading"
'" are you sure?"
"yes burn after reading."
"burn them after reading"
'" are you sure?"
"yes burn after reading."
by kep john August 10, 2016
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"Wake up to reality! Nothing ever goes as planned in this accursed world. The longer you live, the more you realize that in this reality, only pain, suffering, and futility exist."
"Wake up to reality! Nothing ever goes as planned in this accursed world. The longer you live, the more you realize that in this reality, only pain, suffering, and futility exist."
Simp: "She's definitely going to love me and everything will be great"
Normal person: wake up to reality
Normal person: wake up to reality
by Kazua Kensei July 21, 2021
Get the wake up to reality mug.Contrary to the original Tubgirl depicting an asian woman involved in grotesque scat porn,
The Tubgirl from Documenting Reality is a disgustingly disturbing set of images depicting the discovery and removal of a bloated and decomposed corpse of an asian woman who had slit her wrists and fell into the bathtub where she would be left to decompose and become a ‘maggot mall’ from her badly decayed cadaver. This infamous set of images can still be accessed and is viewed as a staple on the gore site called Documenting Reality, due to the amount of people it has traumatized.
The Tubgirl from Documenting Reality is a disgustingly disturbing set of images depicting the discovery and removal of a bloated and decomposed corpse of an asian woman who had slit her wrists and fell into the bathtub where she would be left to decompose and become a ‘maggot mall’ from her badly decayed cadaver. This infamous set of images can still be accessed and is viewed as a staple on the gore site called Documenting Reality, due to the amount of people it has traumatized.
*any gore post*
Dude who saw the photos:
Man, this is not as gruesome as The Tubgirl from Documenting Reality…
Dude who hasn't seen the photos:
You mean the asian girl with Diarrhea going into her mouth?
Dude who saw the photos:
No man, Something WORSE THAN THAT. It haunts me in my sleep.
Dude who saw the photos:
Man, this is not as gruesome as The Tubgirl from Documenting Reality…
Dude who hasn't seen the photos:
You mean the asian girl with Diarrhea going into her mouth?
Dude who saw the photos:
No man, Something WORSE THAN THAT. It haunts me in my sleep.
by Vilagrass0 November 29, 2021
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by Mynameis? March 21, 2011
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by Tiado June 22, 2004
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