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Vagina Reset

Getting your body reset from what it knew so it can move on and away from the power of the former penis.

Having sex with someone else for the first time after a breakup.

Giving you someone new and more recent to remember having sex with than your ex.
Girl: I don't think I will respond to anybody like I did him...
Girl's Friend: Please girl you just need to get yourself a Vagina Reset with another penis, best cure in the world
by Buddhafish July 20, 2012
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Martinez: The Eternal Reset (Tsu); The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Martinez: The Eternal Reset (Tsu); The First Juvenile Release
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Martinez: The Eternal Reset (Tsu); The First Juvenile Release
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim January 26, 2025
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Reset Button

The prostate gland on a man. When he cums he will pee immediately after thinking he is still cuming.
This girl gave me good sneak head and hit my reset button . I came so hard and long
by Amschel September 6, 2025
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by Adujasty343 July 13, 2025
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Password Reset Day

The unmistakable shitstorm that takes place when your company policy forces you to reset your password and you become locked out of all systems. It's probably better to take the day off.
MM: I can't access the VPN, my emails, my laptop and my wife is probably going to leave me because I can't message her. I think my WiFi stopped working too.
TP: Password reset day?
MM: I hate Password reset day.
by imkmm April 19, 2022
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Reset Light

A light that makes the value of your house go up
I put 3 reset lights in and increased my house value $10,000
by Garza M July 9, 2021
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by Adujasty343 June 7, 2025
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