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You're such a dork

A phrase you say when a person you love is doing/ saying something totally stupid, but you love it and them for it
Person A: *does something stupid*
Person B: Oh my god, you're such a dork! But, you're my dork.
by gooeygal December 23, 2017
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whom'st'd've'dist'd'n't'st'd've'll's'd've're'n't'y'all'll'ven't

you: who
me an intellectual:whom'st'd've'dist'd'n't'st'd've'll's'd've're'n't'y'all'll'ven't
by Aidag June 1, 2018
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whomst'd've'lu'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt't're'ing'

The word of legend, only pronounceable by the gods of the human world.
Guy 1: “Hey man, we should invite Jack out to dinner for his birthday.”
Guy 2: “ whomst'd've'lu'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt't're'ing' is Jack?”
Guy 3: “Jack Goff, obviously.”
by GlassMuncher February 6, 2020
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Re-Accomodate

To beat savagely.
"Stop talking or I'll Re-Accomodate you"

"Keep messing with me, and I promise you will be Re-Accomodated"

"Walk away now, before I Re-Accomodate your face"
by moriya2k2 April 10, 2017
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You're A Colin

Gaming terminology to describe someone who is oblivious to everything. A player / person whose skills are questionable at best, but is 'good at everything'.

To do a 'Colin', is to neglect your teammates, to steal loot, to empty rounds into walls from pointblank, blame the dog, and bascially offer nothing to the squad.

Anything that is unquestionably a 'Colin', is a 'Colin'. You know a 'Colin' moment when you see one.

For those who are the 'Colin' you buy levels, sit-back, last to die as you've contributed nothing.

In a Colins eyes you were amazing.
Youve just emptied a mythic drumgun into a wall from pointblank. You proclaim to say'hes one tap'. Your team come over and die - he was full health. You're a colin.
by IDontLikeCreative January 13, 2022
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They're not much

To express one's distress after being praised and/or inappropriately fondled.
Monkey: (after having his hands sniffed) What going on? They're just monkey fuzzy hands! They're not much!
by Monkey.Boy May 16, 2012
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counting my monkeys before they're out of the trees

Assuming you will have something before you actually have it; similar to "counting your chickens before they hatch" (which is commonly attributed to Aesop).
"The Mariners could do better than expected this year."

"Let's not kid ourselves. Check your premises before you make a prediction."

"I'm assuming a number of things go right. Maybe I'm just counting my monkeys before they're out of the trees."
by Rusanova March 7, 2012
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