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Raffles Institution

Raffles Institution (RI), founded in 1823, is the oldest and top-notched secondary school in Singapore for pre-tertiary education. It is an independent school, providing for Year 1 to 4 boys and a Junior College sector for Year 5 and 6 boys and girls from its sister school Raffles Girls School.
Raffles Institution and Hwa Chong Institution are regarded as the best schools in Singapore! However, I have to admit, Raffles Institution is actually a little bit better in terms of grades, average emotional intelligence and scholarship achievements.
by Destroyer2947 February 16, 2022
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Raffles Institution

An awesome school which promotes integrity, innovation, excellence and diversity. It also has a great academic and sports track record.
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rofflemao

Word that idiots and ingrids use in real life in replacement of the Intarweb abbreviation roflmao. Retards.
Oh-em-gee rofflemao I rock.
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Roffleknife

Knife that goes slicesliceslice
this is my Roffleknife it goes slicesliceslice
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roffle

it's kind of like a waffle... only... more roffle-y
dagashi hands Thing a big juicy roffle filled with healthy lols, lmaos, lawls, and LEWLS DAMMIT LEWLS!.
by dagashi March 5, 2003
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roffle

roffle is a phonetic spelling of the popular internet slang ROFL
Just say the word out loud, not as letters
by Anonymous August 26, 2003
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Roffle

A "Roffle" is an extremely violent belly-rub that is used to put someone in their place, and humiliate them. People subjected to the roffle experience such symptoms as tightening of the abs, shortness of breath, and the feeling of being violated.

The term "roffle" originated from the internet slang "ROFL" (Rolling On the Floor Laughing). The objectives are similar, but the "roffle-er" must get in the appropriate position, and make an open palm, as to belly-rub.

From there, you may choose to lift the shirt or not, and then close in swiftly on the target "roffle-ee", making strong, violent belly-rub motions along the abdominal parts of the target. This will give the target a mixed sensation of being fiercely tickled to the point of not breathing, and a serious abdominal muscle workout.

If the "roffle" was executed well, the target "Roffle-ee" should have feelings of humiliation and defeat, whilst being drained of energy to retaliate.


QUICK TIP:
Get friends in on it too! A "gang-roffle" is the best, safest, and cleanest way to get annoying friends, pets, or family members to shut their mouths and stop being annoying.
"Who's ready for a roffle?"

"Wow, we roffled the shit out of him..."

"Sorry, I can't get up, Pete, Mike, and Max gave me a good Rofflin'."
by monstaMike August 22, 2008
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