Reset the Sweat

When you worry about something, then realise you may not need to worry, but then later you do need to worry.

I think I'm late!!
Wait, no, that meeting is scheduled for tomorrow...
Wait, no, it's now!! Ah, crap, reset the sweat!

by OZze January 24, 2024

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Crotch Reset

When your pants and underwear somehow become positioned in such a way - possibly while working, walking, or running around - that there is no way to fix the situation except to go to the restroom, drop everything, and start over.

My boxers got all twisted and were pinching my junk. I had to go to the bathroom and do a crotch reset.

by Jeehar June 10, 2014

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Reset Light

A light that makes the value of your house go up

I put 3 reset lights in and increased my house value $10,000

by Garza M July 9, 2021

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Password Reset Day

The unmistakable shitstorm that takes place when your company policy forces you to reset your password and you become locked out of all systems. It's probably better to take the day off.

MM: I can't access the VPN, my emails, my laptop and my wife is probably going to leave me because I can't message her. I think my WiFi stopped working too.
TP: Password reset day?
MM: I hate Password reset day.

by imkmm April 19, 2022

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