To ejaculate into the belly button of a woman and then proceed to dip crinkle cut chips into the 'Qump' and then consume said cheap.
Example 1:
Dave: Hey Caleb, Do you wanna go get a sandwich?
Caleb: Nah I'm already full from the qump I had earlier.
Example 2:
Caleb: Man last night we tried the qump with salt and vinegar chips and it was great!
Dave: Oh dude I need to try that.
Dave: Hey Caleb, Do you wanna go get a sandwich?
Caleb: Nah I'm already full from the qump I had earlier.
Example 2:
Caleb: Man last night we tried the qump with salt and vinegar chips and it was great!
Dave: Oh dude I need to try that.
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A Qumpie includes one or more women lying down with their 'Qump' (belly button full of semen) and a group of 2 or more people dipping their crinkle cut chips into the Qump like a bowl of Guacamole after they have added their loads.
A Qumpie includes one or more women lying down with their 'Qump' (belly button full of semen) and a group of 2 or more people dipping their crinkle cut chips into the Qump like a bowl of Guacamole after they have added their loads.
Caleb: yo dude, you should have shown up last night, we had a Qumpie on Jessica after we all contributed to the Qump. It was great until we ran out of chiken crinkle cut chips.
Dave: fuck dude I knew I should have come, the misses never lets me use her as a qump.
Dave: fuck dude I knew I should have come, the misses never lets me use her as a qump.
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2. Verb; Involuntary response of a vagina in anticipation of an enjoyable sexual congress. Pormanteau of "quim" and "whimper"
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