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Qump

To ejaculate into the belly button of a woman and then proceed to dip crinkle cut chips into the 'Qump' and then consume said cheap.
Example 1:
Dave: Hey Caleb, Do you wanna go get a sandwich?
Caleb: Nah I'm already full from the qump I had earlier.

Example 2:
Caleb: Man last night we tried the qump with salt and vinegar chips and it was great!
Dave: Oh dude I need to try that.
by Sir Jerksalotmorethanyou June 13, 2022
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Qumpie

Similar to that of a 'Qump' however this is done in a much more communal way.
A Qumpie includes one or more women lying down with their 'Qump' (belly button full of semen) and a group of 2 or more people dipping their crinkle cut chips into the Qump like a bowl of Guacamole after they have added their loads.
Caleb: yo dude, you should have shown up last night, we had a Qumpie on Jessica after we all contributed to the Qump. It was great until we ran out of chiken crinkle cut chips.
Dave: fuck dude I knew I should have come, the misses never lets me use her as a qump.
by Sir Jerksalotmorethanyou June 13, 2022
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Quimpiss

a person, place, or thing that is extremely vile and repulsive.
Hey man, don’t go in there, it smells like quimpiss.
by lalafun12228 January 16, 2023
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quomodocunquize

the act to earn money in any means possible to someone
His money-making schemes was part of an old plan he had to quomodocunquize on a day to day basis.
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Quimper

1. Noun; City in Brittany, France
2. Verb; Involuntary response of a vagina in anticipation of an enjoyable sexual congress. Pormanteau of "quim" and "whimper"
Ooh Margorie, I tell you what, Harold called me from the office to suggest we go to bed straight after University Challenge tonight. My heart went all a-flutter and my muff had a little quimper
by bighairyotter March 12, 2023
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Quamph

It's a fart from your penis; essentially a male queef. It's a quick burst of high-pitched penile air-release with vibration occuring at the glans. This usually only happens in a medical setting immediately after removing a catheter
Holy cow, did you hear that quamph?
by Ordained Genocide July 25, 2024
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