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Blood queef

a violent, bloody vaginal discharge that generally resembles (both visually and audibly) that of a ketchup bottle that hasn't been shaken properly.
Enrique: I was eating out my girlfriend but she blood queefed into my mouth!
Helga: Oh, dude... thats delicious... *rubs clit*
by Hotpocketyum February 12, 2012
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Queefsicle

When it's really cold outside, and a girl queefs. The air from the queef produces the "smoke" you see when you take a breath and it is cold outside. At this moment you point, and laugh your ass off.
Ok your outside hanging out with some friends.... all of the sudden "Katy" (or any girl) queefs. You then see the "smoke" you turn to your friends and say. "Holy shit bro did you just see that queefsicle?" At that moment you all point and laugh.
by Mr.TacoManTheNoobis January 26, 2011
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queef queen

A chick who is the QUEEN of all queefs! I mean every step she takes she just slips em' out. Its the equivalent to vaginal-cropdusting.
Colie is a Queef Queen, man. We were hanging out on Saturday riding bikes and every single time she pedaled it shook the earth.
by Allllliedues=] May 3, 2008
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Queefer Sutherland

A queef that is so big, so bad, so intense that only a parody of the man who plays Jack Bauer will do.
"That was no ordinary coochie fart Kim, that was a Queefer Sutherland."
by Yes I win! April 25, 2006
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queefster

Vagina smuggling. When you hide something in your vaginal cavity. Similar to "keester it" which means to hide something in your anal cavity.
How did that female prisoner smuggle that contraband in? She must have queefstered it
by tvgarbur July 9, 2011
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Queefapotamus

1) A girl that is disgustingly overweight, a slut, and has a wide-set vagina.
2) A large proscious black girl who cums from the jungle.
3) A hippopotamus that queefs a bunch
Jeremy: Hey Mike, check out that slut whale over there. She must love fish dicks.
Mike: No way man, that chick is from the jungle, she's a fukin queefapotamus.
Jeremy: Werd.

Joel: Hey! That hippo queefs so much it should be called a Queefapotamus.
Mike: Joel, you say that every fucking time we're in the presence of hippos and women of african american descent.
by Germ604 June 25, 2009
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Queef

an expulsion of wind from the vulva during coitus; a vaginal fart.
by randy dixon February 27, 2003
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