Loo Python

When a man takes a shit and his penis touches the bowl, giving him a loo python.

“Hey Shaun, I just took a mad shit and ended up with a loo python”

by Cunt.destroyer September 3, 2018

pocket python

The penis.

Also: trouser snake, one-eyed trouser snake.

Began to be common in the UK in the 70's largely through Bazza Humphreys and Let Stork Strine, a kind of dictionary of Ocker Australian talk.

He whipped out the old pocket python and fell upon her like a rat up a rhododendron.

by the man of the sea October 18, 2009

Double Python

A female gives two males hand jobs at the same time, usually while she kneels and they stand, but not necessarily

Jasmine gave Rob and Chad a "double python".

by fuelish June 11, 2010

Monty Python Birthday Hell Song

A birthday song sung so off-key and out of tune, it almost sounds like it could've come from "Monty Python".

Person A: I hoped you didn't mind the "Monty Python Birthday Hell Song".

Person B: Aww.. you guys know that's a compliment!

by moonfox42 December 14, 2011

spitting python

The spitting python is a non-aggressive reptile with worldwide distribution. I prefers warm, dark environments, and is known to explore wet burrows when excited. While non-venomous, it is known for it's milky white spit that it can produce when handled in the way it prefers. It comes in a range of sizes and colours, and is generally friendly.

Hey baby, do you wanna handle my spitting python?

by Dr Humpalumpa March 16, 2016

python jab

lunging hand forward violently with all fingers together towards a person's genitals

I'm gonna python jab you in the dickhole.

by wildcatluke April 21, 2010

Python

The little worm in my drawers I chase my wife around the house with!

Tammie says, "Bill put your Python away before I start laughing hysterically!"

by BILL-KAYE February 7, 2004