2 definitions by Cunt.destroyer

Loo Python

When a man takes a shit and his penis touches the bowl, giving him a loo python.

“Hey Shaun, I just took a mad shit and ended up with a loo python”

by Cunt.destroyer September 3, 2018

The situation where your penis sneezes, and a suspicious liquid is expelled from the jap eye, thus creating a penis golly.

Did you see the other day when Shaun was having lunch he made a weird noise and a penis golly fell on the floor.

by Cunt.destroyer February 2, 2019