spank putty

Hey Joey can you hand me that spank putty...my weiner is as red as a baboon ass

by Johnny wacker April 21, 2014

i putty you

Putty, to feel sorry for someone who cannot think for themselves putty

Timmy, I putty you for not learning the truth.

by Osokx7 January 14, 2019

To take a putty, is to poop or a number 2, or take a shit.

For example, I took a putty on his laptop yesterday because he made me angry.

by Scared individual January 8, 2024

A chicken who falls into a pool of any type of cream.

Shit! The chickens fell in the pool of (Insert a type of cream)

Looks like some good chicken putty

by Holly Bowers November 16, 2022

When a man blows air into a woman's vagina then presses on her uterus forcing the woman to queef.

Chris: Was it good for you?
Chris' Girl: Yeah... until you started putty ballooning me.
*Chris leaves with a black eye but a smile on his face*

by 4Justice4eva February 6, 2012

Scottish Dialect for someone who is slow, retarded.

"don't gie him that hammer he's a putty shuffaler"

by dictaroniiii June 5, 2014