putor'

short for computor usually used by lazy people in chat rooms on the internet

mike: man my putor' crashed
max: shame well it's ok you can download some porn off my putor'

by mike March 29, 2005

putofied

Poot-i-fydAlso see Puto; something in the state of being Puto or Puto-ish, dirives from the original word Puto or Plural Puti. You are Putified If and Only If you are a Puto or Puta. also See; Putification.

1. Who keyed your car?...that's Putofied.
2.You're so Putofied if shit on Soach Cotos car!
3.MAN that weed IS PUTOFIED!!!!
USAGE IN SPANISH 4. Ese Puto esta bien Putoficado(putified) desde que lo conosco!

by Monkey King April 15, 2004

putong ina mo

es filipino for son of a bitch

u fukin putong ina mo

by FLipMami13 November 5, 2003

putoface

a large, fat red tomato
relates to tacobell

that nigga looks like a putoface

by boris123 November 7, 2007

Putotoy

Filipino word for dick/penis

It is commonly used by Uncles who asks their nephew if they can touch their putotoy (dick/penis) to see if it has grown

Hoy William pahawak nga ng putotoy mo tignan ko lang kung lumaki na

Uncle: *Touches Penis*

Nephew: ...
Uncle: Aba lumaki na ang putotoy mo ah binata kana

by Wistri July 9, 2020

Puton

Pu·ton
/ˈp(y)o͞otän/
noun
A dirty couch in a bachelor pad that has been used many times for make out sessions or sex.

Or
A sofa or futon that has been pooed on.

I wouldn’t go near that puton in the alley.
Danny’s puton has herpes.
That puton be banasty.

by Farmer Ernie May 25, 2020

putoc

corruption of the word "putok"

Frequently used by rac(tm)

Kita kits, kita kits sa McPutoc

Meet me at McPutoc

by iskarnorst October 27, 2003