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Puberty 1

Puberty 1, also known as Little Juvenescence, is a collection of behaviors exhibited in pre-teenagers (or teenagers) starting puberty. The behaviors are as follows: frustration and/or aggression towards parents, frustration and/or aggression around adults, lack of any emotion, only exhibiting happiness around friends, confusion and slight disgust of younger children, excessive dirty mindedness, obscene jokes, and tendency to get overemotional. These behaviors are very commonly found in pubescent males, but can also be examined in females.
“Shane was appalled at the little kids around us while he was hanging out with me!”
“Becky… it’s probably the Puberty 1 he’s going through.”
“What?—“
by jackie_xo May 20, 2022
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Puberty ball

A baseball fan who tries to secure a catch of a home run/foul ball, but drops it.

(in reference to a male's testicles dropping as they undergo puberty)
The dude in the stands who tried catching Judge's home run ended up with a puberty ball.
by Original Orangutans November 1, 2022
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Puberty Boner

When you get a crush on almost every mildly attractive older woman you come in contact with
usually happens to boys around 12-18. right around that time, you get horny over your teachers, mom's friend (s), and maybe even therapist.
Teacher: Jarrad I called on you, please stand up.

Student: ok fine *stands up*

Teacher: oh boy, Jarrad did I cause that?

Student: cause what?

Teacher: Look at your crotch area

Student: Oh sh-

Teacher: it's ok, stay after class and maybe I can help you with your Puberty Boner that I caused *winks*

Student: Ok thanks!
by jarrad_bellringerboy January 28, 2023
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Puberty

It’s different for everyone. Boys start later, get taller faster, grow facial hair, their cock gets giant, ( usually) and we are awkward and fugly. Girls get tits, get coochie hair, and periods, (ouch i could not imagine that) and get hot and thick and get some ass on em. But, they are both horny and want to shag everyone in that room instead of being in that 6th, 7th, 8th, 9th, 10th,11th, 12th grade, classroom. It is hell for both besides those select few kids who get the good stuff, (big tits, large cockdamn it few can wish taller, deep voice, big ass, etc.) without repercussions. At least they are usually dumber. Oh, and boys are getting super strong and growing muscles. Did i mention a big cock? Anyway, it sucks, it’s unavoidable, it’s inevitable, but theres light at the end of the tunnel. Oh you also get some crazy mood swings.
Hey John did you hit puberty yet? You’re pretty tall!

YeAHH!CanT yOU tell
by Kanye West For President October 25, 2025
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Headache puberty

It means the virgin had a headache when you smelled her “bra” & “underwear” was smelled and no one proposed! You opened your legs before the white dress but she was smelled for a year and must be patient!
by TheBlueLeo April 29, 2019
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autistic puberty laugh

A very low-quality laugh, often ironic.
EEhAaaaaHHHaaeeuuuuhhh
sounds like autistic puberty laugh
by dummyville October 3, 2019
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Kinky Puberty sos

Its a famous 5sos fan group on twitter. They are really nice and give great advice
Do you know kinky puberty sos, they are all over my tl
by Ashton24 July 12, 2020
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