proximity infatuation

Constant close quarters lead to intense attraction.
This was first explained by Zelda Gilroy to Dobie Gillis in the 1959-1963 TV series, The Many Loves Of Dobie Gillis, except Zelda called it "Propinquity."

I am experiencing proximity infatuation right now.
Me, thinking about F colleague: She is beautiful. I want to...I want to....(you know what)

F colleague: Says nothing, how is she supposed to know what I am thinking? Is SHE thinking the same thing?
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First, of all, I'm not that sure she IS beautiful, but it doesn't matter any more, I am infatuated. My wife would not approve of any of this and does not need to know. It's not going anywhere, anyway. Sigh.

by Straight Shooter April 30, 2008

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protien

A sticky, white, semen-like substance found in Cloverhill cheese danishes.

This danish just sprayed six grams of protien all over my face and lower back.

by alanm May 17, 2006

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Protomong

One who is beyond stupid, beyond retarded and beyond help.

Really, Mr Darcy', cried Elizabeth with exasperation 'You puzzle me exceedingly. Now wipe that dribble off your chin and the spunk off your pants you fucking protomong

by Spunky McPunk July 8, 2011

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potimize

the act of showing someone how to smoke weed for the first time, and turning them into a marijuana smoker.

I potimized like 5 of my friends this week

by mrhood58 August 28, 2013

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proximity issues

A latent fear of developing close and meaningful relationships. An aversion to situations that could develop into a close or loving friendship. A propensity to sabotage opportunities for falling in love and trusting another.

My friend fell in love with a lady; unfortunately, it was unrequited because she had serious proximity issues.

by landbaby1 November 1, 2013

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