Taylor Prosser

A white blonde male

Wanted for tax evasion and dogging

"Bro, Taylor Prosser was just found dead in a preschool!"

by [Apha] June 10, 2023

The Possessed Snorkel

When a guy takes on the exorcist position with a flagpole erection.

Barbara got me so hard last night, that I did the possessed snorkel.

by 2moist4u. November 3, 2024

Elijah Prosser

A fucking sexy hot many with juicy tits that i want to suckle

Hey thats Elijah Prosser

by RetardedApe69 December 2, 2024

Adverse Possession

Commonly called squatters rights, or acquisitive prescription.

It's basically this legal concept that caused my property to be LEGALLY stolen by some bozo that was living in my property for a certain amount of time (prob 10 to 20 years) and I didn't noticed

Hey you can't live there jackass I liv-

Dude living in my home: Adverse possession bitch!!!

by Sebby294 March 24, 2024

demonic possession

when someone's control over their own body is stolen by a demonic entity, which is not r Yes it is, Christians fear me. All shall crumble in the heat of the ashes hail beezlebob hail beezlebo eal so you don't need to worry about it.

Person 1: Damn my girl gave me a wack hickey yesterday i think she might be a victim of demonic possession
Person 1: Yeah I sure did

by Sando Trouton December 17, 2024

ad-verse possession

A legal term for when a self-proclaimed "servant of The Great One" mails out Good-Book-passage-laced flyers touting his beliefs, then uses said Bible-blabbing junk-mail to lawfully take possession of one or more dwellings or other valuable objects, particularly those owned by "blindly faithful" people who never interfere with anything that they naively view as being "of divine origin".

I always just write "REFUSED --- RETURN TO SENDER" on any ecclesiastical ephemera I receive, to hopefully avoid any future problems with attempts at ad-verse possession.

by QuacksO January 8, 2020

half a presses

something so tastefully lame that only the discord dad bot can name. For when his insults get so good that they begin to go beyond comprehension. Dad has no chill.

srsly though who knows?

Kid1: d!embarrass @Kid2
Kid2 (bot): I spent 48 hours working on a video to explain half a presses

by juncococococococo February 25, 2021