Pornitics

Watching guys in suits talking about how good it is when somebody else gets fucked.

Joe: "What are you doing tonight?"
Tom: "Watching pornitics, you know the one where the Republicans blast a load all over poor people?"
Joe: "Oh, I'm more into the ones where the Democrats pile drive the rich in the ass."

by Picklesthefirecat August 31, 2012

Probitory

A probing manner of speech or activity.

The discussion got so probitory I thought he was inside of me.

by Swordly Dude September 25, 2015

Prohitectionism

pro·hi·tec·tion·ism - noun. 1. The act of simultaneously limiting access to a good or service for moral reasons while ensuring a politically connected group is able to profit from it through the force of law. A portmanteau of Prohibition and Protectionism

"Because of prohitectionism in North Carolina a distillery can only sell one bottle per person per year on premises but the state owned ABC stores can sell as many as they want."

by Xaq Fixx January 9, 2016

Profit Queen

Someone who is a low key gold digger—often unwilling to admit to being a gold digger when called out.

Stay away from her; that bitch is a profit queen.

by Katt&Claud August 3, 2017

Profit Orgasm

A profit orgasm is the ultimate feeling of heavenly euphoria, pleasure, and ultimately a bodily & mind release of a powerful energy that one stores within them while in a trade or transaction where there is a lot on the line to lose and the rewards end up being much more than one could ever expect or hope for. The profit orgasm comes after one experiences a Profit Boner and the action that engages the profit boner is repeated again and again until a profit orgasm is achieved.

Crypto Trader: "Dude, I've been in a BTC long for about 3 weeks. My first week got me 800% ROE, second week bumped it up to 1760% ROE, and this week my long is up to 2400% ROE! Yeah, I am way past the profit boner phase and am having a full on profit orgasm! Man this is the most incredible thing that has ever happened to me!"

by I Heart Profit Orgasms October 23, 2018

Promitting

Vomiting while partying

Adams drank so much at his birthday party and starting promitting the whole night - what a trooper

by dazzasheer February 9, 2020

Pranith

He's a great friend.He comes to your life silently and make your life beautiful.You can trust him as hell. He's smart, obedient,respecting , handsome and trustworthy.He has got many talents and will only show you when you are his close friend.You might mistake him as rude but once you come to know him he would be the first thought when you think of friends.If you have a pranith never let him go.Hold tight coz he can get you through any bad situations.

Gayathri: I wish you were Pranith.

by APG kinda gerl November 23, 2021