Prof

A dope rapper from minnesota. Part of Rhymesayers Entertainment with Atmosphere, whose latest album King Gampo is too sick.

Prof: It's how i got this way
Karma's a dangerous game
cash out when im on top
forgive me
give me

by TURNERBURNER August 25, 2011

Ploft

A trapped turd

I can feel a big ploft pushing hard on my anus

by Boost October 19, 2012

Profanisaurus

A dictionary that contains every swearword know to man and is updated every year

Includes words like Fuck Cunt Wank Bastard Ass Shit Minge Japseye Inbread and plenty more

by Bob March 26, 2005

prof

a professional man / person who has got a good experience in something

He is a good prof.I like him

by Andrius March 1, 2008

Poofter-face

A 'trendy' person who thinks wearing their grandad's sweater is fashionable. Poofter-faces will usually have their jeans rolled up as if they're constantly taking a leisurely stroll along a beach. You have never heard of any of their favourite bands.

Benn and Jed are such poofter-faces.

by DanAndLeon June 20, 2011

The Poofter

Very much like The Pooter, the handheld device which realistically simulates the sound of a loud rasping fart, The Poofter offers up a more discreet sounding farting noise very much like a hiss or someone trying to slip out a fart unnoticed. It's used exclusively by prankster members of the male gay community. It's a veritable hit at soirées.

Julian is employing The Poofter again to great effect. He's also slipped one out without anyone hearing (due to getting roughly buttfucked that afternoon) so those around him can appreciate both the realistic sound of a gay man farting and the smell. The lesbians love it.

by LiberaceHudson October 10, 2017

Profalactic

Scientific word for a condom.

"Make sure to use a profalactic, you don't wanna get that woman pregnant!"

by SxFxZ August 10, 2007