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aliens vs. predator

Video-biographical re-enactment of Chuck Norris' first sexual encounter.
>You seen Aliens vs. Predator yet?
>Eeew! Chuck Norris sex tape!
by HungryNoobivore January 28, 2010
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Predators

Scary large black men that chase around your best friend at school and then rape her in their beat up ghetto cars, preferably at muvico parking lots. The term incognito is used to describe a person in this situation.
Kid 1: (on the phone with Kid 2) Hey, where are you?

Kid 2: Uhhh, I'm incognito.

Kid 1: Damn predators..
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Predatory Lender

Best Buy aka USBC: A company that uses deceptive practices and abusive rates, fees and other mechanisms to maximize the amount they can get from an unwary or desperate customer. Usually corporations, they may include credit card companies, banks, payday loan companies. Such credit cards use any legal excuse or loophole to raise it rates (often above 33%) without notifying the customer regardless of whether of not the customer has been a model customer. See pond scum.
Credo Credit Card and USBC are predatory lenders.
by mysockpuppet March 13, 2009
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To Catch a Predator

Show where Chris Hansen confronts men who have arrived at a sting house hoping to have a nice little date with a 12 year old girl
Chris: "Have a Seat, Please keep your hands where I can see them, Did you find the place OK?"

Pervert: "I'm not gay or anythin', I'm just sayin."

To Catch a Predator
by Lee Weatherall November 29, 2019
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Dio Predator

1. Noun- A divine life form with master adaptation and an unsermountable evolutionary level. generally on the level of a god. Not defined as one type of life form. Its form and power often vary often forming into the most dominate and most powerfull being around, able to counter inact any new variation or thing it encounters. also see predator dio
Dio predators are considered the ultimate life form because of their unpredictability and of the various forms that they can take. Also considered the most powerfull of all predator species they have the ability to become that which is considerd the level of the gods.
by MK March 21, 2005
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Alien vs. Predator

When the two fattest, most hideous people you know hook up with each other
I witnessed Alien Vs. Predator when I walked in on Casey and Emily hooking up, and I immediately lost my eyesight and wept myself to sleep. I then contacted my therapist as I contemplated suicide, not being able to get that horrendous image out of my head.
by MitchMartinez333 April 6, 2009
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Pregatron

Referring to any massively pregnant woman who has retained advanced dexterity in daily activities. Observers marvel at both the miracle of life and the developmental mom's freakish mobility, likened to the heroism of Lions' WR Calvin Johnson.
Those iron supplements were stocked way up high, but Pregatron managed to haul them in with crisp alacrity.
by CandyReid January 8, 2013
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