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Pot roast

The sexual act of lubing up the handle of a cooking pot, placing it in a female's anus; then, as you penetrate her vagina with your penis, you defecate in the pot.
I can't believe that bitch let me give her the Pot Roast...
by Honorarius January 28, 2006
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Quim Pot

A Quim Pot is a pot in which people, mainly gentlemen, place their detachable rubber twats during the resting hours. Originally used in Georgian Portsmouth by the senior officers of the fleet, by Victorian times they were offered as a trade union benefit to the labouring classes North of Watford. Having declined between the two world wars, these pots have come back in to fashion since the late 1960s and the growth of the feminist movement.
Eh, I gave that rubber twat a good wad of mess. Now where is that Quim Pot so I can rest my sausage?
by Anarcho-Capitalist January 27, 2010
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pot monster

A person that consistently pays money to enter a tournament, typically for fighting games, and loses. Being that, in essence, their only purpose was to add money to the pot, they are called pot monsters.
Shoutouts to all the pot monsters out there for adding their dollars to the pot, what a generous donation!
by viewty_d July 19, 2010
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chicken pot pie

everyone's three favorite things!
chicken pot pie are my three favorite things, dude
by d00000d February 13, 2008
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Pot Crapper

child between the ages of 10 and 13 (male in gender) that ascends to the last possible branch of a tree with the sole purpose of defecating on his peers below.
"wow. he really tried to be a sneaky pot crapper up in that maple tree."

"i'd say. how'd he get up there so fast?"

"he has umbros on..."
by grimpDOTnet April 20, 2009
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smoking pot

to inhale smoke from cannibis to get high.
the cops busted me for smoking pot on the streets
by ACP & company September 6, 2008
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honey pot

A sweet tasting source of the nectar of the gods.

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Bother, said Pooh, as he realized he no longer had a honey pot to nuzzle his face in.
by T. J. October 30, 2003
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