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Fecal Portal

Alternate name for one's butthole or anus.
I had some dark matter come out of my fecal portal the other night.
by Meguymandudeboy January 27, 2017
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portal key

A virtual item used in the augmented reality game Ingress used to make links, fields and remote recharge portals.
Did you know that recycling a portal key will give you 500 Xm?
by Benbe April 18, 2016
mugGet the portal keymug.

Golden Portal

"Dude, I gave her a golden portal"
by wifepop September 11, 2021
mugGet the Golden Portalmug.

Juice Portal

Juice Portal is a Power Socket / Plug Socket
Are You Using The Juice Portal ? Because I Need To Charge My Phone Battery
by The V ONE 2nd To None November 8, 2016
mugGet the Juice Portalmug.

Portal The Anime

person 1: I can't wait for Portal The Anime.
person 2: Is that a nuke this may be the last thing i write PRALE TNANE AIME
by Dr. Coomer Phd May 22, 2023
mugGet the Portal The Animemug.

portal key

An atypical blotter of really good LSD (taken in sublingual fashion); pristine and delicate yet iridescently powerful is it's gravity to take on the machinations of the mind and surroundings ad infinitum and channel it into a force to be reckoned with by which opening up a portal to the forbidden garden to those that would partake in it's fruits of sunshine, wisdom, eternity and also lastly it being a most comforting sanctuary of insanity safe from the world for those that would like to take a vacation from eternal struggle and thus temporarily and essentially rid the user in life that takes such a key of the "brand of sacrifice" much like the protagonist character Guts in the anime and or manga series' Berserk, etc. whom bears it. There's usually a forecast for an electric blizzard of bubbles no less upon taking a portal key in the right setting; as per usual with such with a setting dependent key to other worlds much like the comforting magical insanity of the video game series Kingdom Hearts with the keyblade and hearts and whatever Kingdom hearts actually is. WTF is Kingdom Hearts anyway?! Anyways; portal keys.

Side effects: seeing colors and or visual disturbances that are dose and or setting dependent, experiencing real sunshine inside oneself, obtaining forbidden wisdom, experiencing eternity and or an absence of time present as a concept, feeling a logical and or an unknown feeling yet comforting insanity dependent on the experience of the portal key wielder, etc.
James: Hey Randy! We hold the power of Gods! Randy: I know man; these portal keys opened a portal to Nosgoth for us lil' vampires once more. Muahaha.
by Arcana_Cat December 13, 2023
mugGet the portal keymug.

Veracross Portal

Veracross Portal is a place where your dreams get ruined, if you think you have the free afternoon and your dreams become true, once you go on Veracross Portal you understand life is bad
Friend: Yesterday I thought I was free but then Veracross ruined my afternoon
Other Friend: I know Veracross Portal is useless it ruins your dream

Teacher: Did you do your homework?

Boy: No because Veracross Portal ruined my afternoon

Teacher: DETENTION!
by Enderlord_GG November 22, 2021
mugGet the Veracross Portalmug.

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