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100 problems

When one of your friends is being a total asshole to everyone around him, because he has had a fight with his girlfriend. Derived from the popular rap song 99 problems by JayZ. "I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one"
Stephen: Hey, what the fuck is Stu's problem today?

Pete: He's got 100 problems.
by parabola1979 January 5, 2012
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No Problemo

An American slang term that bears no relation to real Spanish, but is used widely in films and TV shows.

The correct Spanish terms are:

No hay problema; No hay de que; Ningun problema; No te preocupes, etc., etc., but NEVER "no problemo," which makes the speaker (or film and TV script writer) sound provincial and ignorant.
"Dude, can I borrow your car?"

"No problemo! (usually uttered with an annoying surfer-dude or frat-boy tone).
by Madre2 August 25, 2010
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Positive Problem

A problem which, while it may be annoying, you dont really mind having, or a problem that you would rather have than not have.
I brought home too many groceries to fit in my refrigerator. Since this means that both food is readily available to me and that i have the money to buy it, this is a positive problem.
by SenexTheWise November 19, 2010
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second world problem

Problems that the working poor have but the wealthy class just don't understand.
Boss : My security system bill is due. We pay it once a year for convenience. I know, It's a first world problem.
Me : My gas service and water service has been cut off for a few months now. If I cant get my water service back on, I'll be evicted. I know, second world problem.
by Robyn Bankx June 22, 2017
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Pooble

a little piece of poo; a pebble of poo
i had to go to the bathroom really bad, but all that came out was a pooble.
by stacey murphy September 5, 2005
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Problem Trumper

When you tell them about a problem of yours, this person makes no effort to comfort you but counters with how a problem of theirs is more severe
Guy 1: Man, my guinea pig died last night.
Guy 2: Dude, that's nothing. My dog died relatively recently too, how shit do you think that feels?
Guy 1: Man, you're such a problem trumper. And something of a prick really
by Blargle Margle October 25, 2011
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problematic bitch

When someone is constantly having an issue with someone or something
by Swavyzayy May 5, 2018
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