poocrap

a poocrap is a large brown usually squshy substace that can be originated from your buttoks. noun

omg there is a giant poocrap in my toilet!!!!!

by tinnie 11119955 February 23, 2013

Poocrastinating

the practice of carrying out less urgent tasks while waiting for your morning coffee to work its way through your system, before leaving the house.

"Celeste stop poocrastinating, and let's go for our morning run!"

by caoboi July 31, 2015

Poopache

When you have a sharp pain in your lower region because you need to poop.

"Man after I ate that huge burrito I had a massive poopache. It took an hour on the toilet to clear THAT up"

by Heptagon July 17, 2016

poopability

Opurtunity or chance to poop.

thats your last poopability ( last chance for taking a good shit for a while.

by calama February 6, 2017

Poopanic

The immediate sense of dread when you've already begun the process of defecation and you notice insufficient toilet paper for the deed intended.

I dropped my trousers and sat down, only to look at the roll and instantly felt poopanic.

by MoonlightOps August 13, 2019

poopaplegic

Someone who has sat on the toilet browsing the internet on their phone for so long that their legs no longer work properly.

I took a 40 minute shit yesterday and feel over when I stood up because I had beome a poopaplegic

by Sexystavros October 22, 2020

poopakuto

A funny name meant in a fabulously poopy way.

I love cup poopakuto.

by Cup Poopakuto April 22, 2021