really thin pancakes

Explanation used by Jean Girard (Sasha Baron Cohen) in Talledega Nights to what crepes are.

How bout you say, "I love really thin pancakes". That is a fair comprise, non?

by McLovinit May 1, 2008

pancake your yam sack

The process of converting a man's genitals into pancake-like objects by applying extreme force using a blunt object (i.e, one's foot).

Betsy said to Owen, "If you don't stay away from me you creep, I'll pancake your yam sack!"

by NatlTony August 1, 2008

Phenomenal Pancakes

An exclamation of great joy or extreme pleasure.

"We have covered 5700 miles on this road trip, the whole thing has been phenomenal pancakes!"

Harrison: This view is phenomenal pancakes!
Hassan: It's just a hill.
Harrison: You have no eye for beauty!

by Lost on the Road March 11, 2009

Flatten the pancake

Doing something, particularly nothing, for ten hours straight. Also to be unemployed or a feminist.

I flatten the pancake so much that it hurts!
Jimmy loves to flatten the pancake with Sarah!
Mom, may I flatten the pancake today?
She flattens the pancake so much that she must be a femenist!

by Bequietnow November 27, 2016

Chocolate Pancaking

A sexual activity involving the separation of butt cheeks in order to rub two persons anus's together. Much like scissoring this must be done with partners at 90 degree angles, but can be done by partners of any gender. This activity was notoriously found to be used by Middle Schoolers at Gresham Middle School in Knoxville, TN as a way to have sexual relations while preserving virginity.

Kyle was Chocolate Pancaking with his teacher Mae so that he would remain a virgin.

by Texas Homo March 6, 2009

Fem-pocalypse

Fem-pocaplyspe:

- is the END of the naturally functioning modern global society due to hyper-masculinization of woman and hyper-feminization of men, and the END of traditional gender roles, which is also characterized by the preferential treatment of women combined with shameless bashing of men and bashing of all things male by both men and women

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Ex.

Jim: Did you hear about the dude in Australia that had his junk bitten by his crazy woman while HE was sleeping?
Bob: Yes.

Jim: Did you hear how HE was given 3 months in jail and a $2000.00 fine, and SHE was not charged with biting his penis and making it bleed?
Bob: Yes.

Jim: Why do you think that is?
Bob: Oh, that is easy. It is a just sign of the Fem-pocalypse.

by GlennyJ December 17, 2013

pancake cock

A pancake cock is where your dick is .5 inches long and at least 4.75 inches wide. Pancake cock are worst then choads and u don't want this nickname

Omg Shea G has a mega pancake cock.
Ryan I has such a pancake cock people put syrup on that shit

by Pancake cock May 14, 2016