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Pornkies

1. Pornkies are cookies that are so good that you can reach a certain type of orgasm while eating them. They are to be taking seriously or they can get you in embarrassing moments.

2. Pornkies is also a type of pastry that represents sexual objects or situations. These are cookies that you can fap to while eating them. They can be used for special occasions or just for a lonely night.
1. Dude, I just came while eating these cookies what's wrong with me?
It's alright, those are pornkies they are supposed to make you feel that way. That's how good they are.

2. I don't get it why your mom sends pornkies in your lunch, aren't those a little explicit? Though, they are quite deliciously sexy looking.
by beniben November 23, 2009
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Pinkie Test

A method created due to the movie "Teeth" where a vagina with a full set of chompers bites off a dick.

When one is overly paranoid after seeing the film, a pinkie is carefully put in the vagina first inorder to be sure there won't be any "surprises."
Shit - I just saw the movie "Teeth" and will NEVER be the same again. I vow to forever use the pinkie test.
by Rexperience January 7, 2010
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Mom: Hi son, how was school today?

Son: It was good! Philip showed me the glock in his bag today. It was really cool mom!

Mom: You've got to stop fucking with those pinkies, Treyvon. We're moving to Atlanta.
by Big Brick Brain April 15, 2021
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dusty pinkie

a man that uses a vacuum cleaner to suck his penis
"dude! i love our new vacuum cleaner it gives me a great dusty pinkie"
by Kurt Faile July 27, 2008
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Pinkie Pie

Pinkie Pie is character from the show "My Litle Pony" and is part of a magical group called "The Elements of Harmony".
Pinkie pie is over enthusiastic and probally most likely has autism, despite her love for parties she will never miss out on a chance to make her friends laugh. Pinkie pie has a really dark fan fiction that no one should ever read called " Cupcakes".
Pinkie pie probally was diagnosed with autism.
by Mlpfanperson♥ February 18, 2015
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Poink

The action of poking a boob, titty, or breast, with a minimal amount of force, creating a slight discomfort.
Jeremi poinked Sonia this afternoon, and she has been complaining of her sore breast.
by Youngshe August 15, 2008
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pinkie virginity

One who fingers a girl for the first time. Often having to use the pinkie and or smaller digits.
I just took Robbys sisters pinkie virginity, at the skating rink. She took one whole pinkie, and squealed like a stuck pig when i tried to insert my ring finger.
by William Brookside December 28, 2007
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