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The Positives of the Coronavirus

When the world experienced a temporary relief in weather and road conditions, as daily carbon emissions dropped globally and the air quality improved substantially for millions of people during the lockdowns.
Be they boars roaming the streets of Barcelona, bears entering homes or supermarkets in California, or beavers playing along the river bank in London, these are arguably some of the positives of the coronavirus.
by Covido April 12, 2021
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Positive Paul

Someone who always looks on the bright side of things and who always sees the good in EVERYTHING!
Paul & Jeremiah are walking down the street when three guys pop out and start fucking them up the ass and shoving their cocks down their throats.

Jeremiah: AHH! OMFG! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?
Positive Paul: Oh calm down Jeremiah! This isn't that bad!
Gangbanger: Oh yeah! FUCK YEAH! You suck cock often?
Jeremiah: How the FUCK is the NOT BAD! I'M GETTING FUCKING GANGBANGED UP MY FUCKING ASSHOLE YOU STUPID SHIT!
Positive Paul: Well, I've always wondered if I was gay or not. Now I know I AM!


Paul goes to the doctor for a checkup

Doctor: It's syphilis.
Positive Paul: Oh, it's okay.
Doctor: What do you mean it's okay? YOu have a fucking STD you stupid fuck!
Positive Paul: Well, that threesome with those 2 crazy fucking chicks made it worth it!
by Snurner101 December 20, 2008
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D-positive

I began using "d-pos" over ten years ago, but recently I have recognized its growing popularity as a mainstream insult. In the past it was only something to be used with my closest friends. However, I'm beginning to hear other people use it, so I'm proud to officially introduce "D-positive" to the Urban Dictionary...

"D-positive" (also known as "d-pos") is growing in popularity throughout the DC-metropolitan area. It is a nickname based upon the acronym of a very commonplace insult: "dumb piece of sh*t".

If for whatever reason, you need to keep the language clean (like you're at grandma's house), calling someone "d-positve" is the safe/clean alternative to the potentially more offensive "dumb piece of sh*t"...


(D-positive = D.P.O.S. = Dumb Piece Of Sh*t)
Dorm Room Etiquette:
"Who's the d-pos that puked in the hallway last night?"

Holidays With The Family:
"Dad are you D-positive?"

Dorm Room Etiquette Continued:
"Which one of you depo’s took my toothbrush?"
by Alan King September 2, 2004
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SEX POSITIVE

An approach to sex and human sexuality that embraces the full benefits of sexual interraction as healthy and uplifting, based upon the premise that sexual expression is good and healthy and that societal repression or control of the individual's sex-drive is bad and unhealthy.
Sex Positive people advocate comprehensive sex education, because even in a free-sex utopia one must still be wary of sexually-transmitted diseases and unwanted pregnancies.
by Spillage71 February 19, 2015
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positive

An adjective meaning that something is good. It was introduced into popular culture by Mr. Boyle in late 2003 and early 2004. The word was then passed on through the students in his Pre-calc class. Recently the word has spread to southern California by an unnamed student attending USD.
by Keith December 1, 2004
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Sex Positive

Arienne: Jenna, how many guys did you sleep with during last night's party at Parys' place?
Jenna: Just 12 guys and 3 lesbians, Arienne.
Arienne: oh my god Jenna, you're such a slut.
Jenna: You mean I'm Sex Positive, Arienne.
Arienne: that's just a term that sluts created because they are cowards who are ashamed of owning their reality
by 74hr8eu8r December 19, 2019
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COD positive

to be totally enthralled in a game of Call of duty namely the fourth one...
To be obilvious to the outside world cause you cant stop shooting people.
This disease can soon develop into having no life and no friends.
There is only one known cure for this terrible and lethal condition.... and that is to drinking alot and go find a party that isnt using team speak to communicate
Wheres Cody?

I dont know i think he's COD positive.

Whatev lets party!!!!
by dudeBro87 February 20, 2009
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