Pooner Awareness

Mental acknowledgement of all the hot or interesting women in ones surroundings

" say , Jeff...at you age, i am amazed with your Pooner Awareness ...the sheer cognizance, perception and appreciation of all the fine Poontang strutting up and down the beach!!"

by trojun April 15, 2019

Poonerversity

An education institution that soley offers courses relating to shit.

I just saw that I have a clash in subjects at Poonerversity. Looks like 'Introduction to Bowel butter is on at the same time as 'Advanced Meatal Beasting'.

by Zonal K September 12, 2019

pooner

A slang word for vagina, ie poon pussy
etc

Eww! Your fingers smell like pooner!

by Scooter October 15, 2004

Poner

A pant boner. The crotch area of any pants or shorts where the zipper rises up, hence making it seem like the person has a boner.

"Dude do you have a boner?"

"No man, it's a poner."

by bakenshake May 1, 2010

Ponerise

The action of treating someone like a pony - perhaps a naughty one.

When you find someone willing to be ridden around the room like a pony. With or without accoutrements such as mouth bit, saddle, tail, riding crop.

After I forgot to make dinner, she took into the bedroom and ponerised me.

by Pony Princess February 6, 2010

pooner pals

The result of poo transference during double penetration. When the pooner drops out of the anus and touches the penis that is ravaging the vagina, both penises become pooner pals

John and Jermaine doubled up on Cindy. John tagging the b-hole and Jermaine ravaging the vajayjay. John was getting so rough that his filthy pooner popped out and smeared pooge on Jermaine's cock, forever labeling them pooner pals.

by filthy spitfire March 26, 2010

Give it a ponder

An expression used when telling someone to give something some extra thought.

Also a phrase used in an 'LG' ad campaign.

I know this idea sounds crazy, just give it a ponder and get back to me later.

by zeeteegee August 17, 2010