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Plasticed

When a girl frys a dude, cause shes a stuck up plastic.
Heather made fun of Matt so bad, that the entire school was making fun of him, therefore Heather plasticed Matt.
by Nomar2311 July 7, 2010
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plaster face

The face you put on when shaking your bosses hand or meeting you parents old friends. Its a smile and nod, but you have no idea why you smiling. also used when someones telling a very bad joke, but you want to make them feel better.
-"oh look at Matt shaking Mr.Hayes hand, he has a total plaster face on"
-"ha and now hes laughing at mr.Hayes terrible jokes, but its a total plaster face"
by HH8 November 26, 2010
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Plastered Mcshitfaced

When someone exceeds one's own toxicity level on st. patty's day, during the "plastered mcshitfaced" stage it's rumored that one sees leprechauns and a pot of gold as well as a speaking with an Irish brogue.
I was so plastered mcshitfaced I could have sworn I saw two leprechauns doing anal on a pot of gold.
by Brandon aka Shamus O'Tool March 11, 2013
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Plastic BJ

When a girl has on a strap on and a guy gives her a blowjob
Tom: I almost died last night!

Bill: Dude, what happened??
Tom: I gave this girl a plastic bj last night and I choked on her purple dick!
by Gatedear November 30, 2013
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Plastic Fart

A fart that produces a surprisingly loud noise due to the plastic chair being sat on acting as an amplifier.
John was sitting in the Doctor's waiting room when he felt the need to fart. He tried to slip out a silent one but ended up doing a plastic fart. It was so loud an old lady shit herself and two babies started to cry.
by normanstanleyfletcher June 9, 2015
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plastic sister

A relationship that appears to be in harmony on the surface, yet in fact both people hate each other or trying to compete with another in secret. Plastic sisters get jealous of each other yet maintain a formal smile all the time. Not particularly girls.
Look, A and B are obviously plastic sisters.
Why are they still together, A’s bf cheated on her with B?
That’s literally what plastic sisters mean.
by PG One May 31, 2018
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fake plastic rock

Noun. Of or relating to the video games Rock Band and Guitar Hero, in which players manipulate fake plastic instruments as if they can actually play.
Yo, this Friday night at my place, it's fake plastic rock!!
by AL9000 January 24, 2009
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