Ploking

The act of puncturing a hole in a condom before intercourse.

After Sue left Brandon, he had to resort to ploking to get her to stay.
Betty? She's crazy man. Jeff said she's a ploker.

by Malignantmop December 6, 2012

Plooping

The act of putting Mentos mints and then pouring Coke cola inside your rectum to create frothy bowel movements.

Why is Gale's bathroom such a mess? I hear she was plooping.

by D3 artist May 4, 2016

Sidewalk Plowing

The maulestation of innocent pedestrians in Grand Theft Auto IV on the sidewalks of the streets of Liberty City. Veterans perform this event in the first-person steering view and the terrified facial expressions of the horrifically killed citizens only enhances their pleasure.

"Mitch you should steal that Patriot and go sidewalk plowing!"
"You look like that bitch that I plastered on my windshield when I went sidewalk plowing last Tuesday!...priceless!"

by Maddog Nikko Sluthammer November 20, 2009

Picture Pooping

The act of forcing out a poop only to take an image of it and text it to an unexpecting friend or associate.

Person 1: You gotta stop picture pooping man...

Person 2: The picture poop I sent you today caught you off guard, admit it!

Person 1: Fuck man! That shit was orange and had specs of nuts and corn in it!

by OranageHasu December 4, 2012

Pooping Friends Network

When you and some friends poop together at a specific time during the day. You all stink up the bathroom together so you don't have to be ashamed-cause hey, you're all friends there anyway.

Kristin in Art class *checks watch*

Emma in Math class *checks watch*

Steph in English class *checks watch*

Marie in Econmics: *checks watch*

*they congregate in the bathroom and get it done*

Steph: Another sucessful dump-taking, people. yay for the Pooping Friends Network!

by MeTheTree December 6, 2006

Pliping

The act of positioning your boner straight up you lower stomach to conceal it in public. It sits with the head pertruding from the top of your boxers.

So you’re in class and that hot exchange student who's V-card you've been wanting to steel decides to bend over to pick up her pencil. This nearly gives you a taste of her pussy sitting so visibly beneath her short skirt, but instead you’re left with a boner. Now without Plip'n your immobile, so by positioning it so that it can nestle into your belly button, it has become concealed.

by Blake January 22, 2004

plowing new ground

to have sex with a virgin. It's a comparison of a virgin to soil which has never been plowed before.

John plowed new ground on his wedding night.

by fizzle April 1, 2004