Definitions by MeTheTree
parking lot shark
Those kids who ride around parking lots on their bikes, yelling stuff at cars that pass by or just getting in the way of people driving their cars. Usually prominent on Saturday afternoons, usually about age 13-15.
They ride little tiny bikes that don't fit them, mostly.
They ride little tiny bikes that don't fit them, mostly.
Parking Lot Shark: HAY FAT GIRL! Hurrrhurrrhurr. *Laughs with friends*
Steph: Those dang Parking Lot Sharks get more annoying every weekend.
Steph: Those dang Parking Lot Sharks get more annoying every weekend.
parking lot shark by MeTheTree February 16, 2007
License To Graduate
A phrase that refers to diplomas/certificates/whatever granted to anyone you know who is (or already did) graduating in the year of 2007.
The phrase originates from the James Bond (Agent 007) movie "License to Kill." Given that this is a Bond year, and there are several people graduating from various institutions around the world, they truly have been granted a license to graduate.
The phrase originates from the James Bond (Agent 007) movie "License to Kill." Given that this is a Bond year, and there are several people graduating from various institutions around the world, they truly have been granted a license to graduate.
Emma: Hey Steph! 2007 is your year to graduate from high school. Congratulations on getting your License to Graduate.
Steph: Why thank you, Emma!!
Steph: Why thank you, Emma!!
License To Graduate by MeTheTree January 27, 2007
floor kisser
A guest on the Maury show, who, after finding out they did not correctly identify the father of their baby, falls to the floor face down.
Maury: Johnathen, you are NOT the father.
Rhonda: NO! *falls to the floor in frusration*
Johnathen: *cheers* YEAH! I'm not the daddy!
Steph at home: Rhonda here is a floor kisser.
Rhonda: NO! *falls to the floor in frusration*
Johnathen: *cheers* YEAH! I'm not the daddy!
Steph at home: Rhonda here is a floor kisser.
floor kisser by MeTheTree January 2, 2007
blocks the box
Emma: I'm so happy this year we put the tree in the back corner of the living room. It no longer blocks the box!
blocks the box by MeTheTree December 14, 2006
People Parker
Someobody who parks right next to you, or who loves to park in a congested lot for the sake of being closer to the building.
People parkers believe that nobody should ever be lonely, especially in a parking lot. So they park right next to you. They also don't believe in walking the extra distance, so parking next to people in the front of the lot is worth it, even though this presents a hazard.
People parkers believe that nobody should ever be lonely, especially in a parking lot. So they park right next to you. They also don't believe in walking the extra distance, so parking next to people in the front of the lot is worth it, even though this presents a hazard.
Steph: *parks her truck in an open lot in Wal Mart* Ahhhh! I am nice and far away. I can just drive away when I am done!
People Parker: *parks right next to her*
Steph: *under her breath* WHY! Out of the whole dang lot....
People Parker: *parks right next to her*
Steph: *under her breath* WHY! Out of the whole dang lot....
People Parker by MeTheTree December 11, 2006
Horny Hunter
A silly name given to the deer hunters of rural New York, who are on the lookout for deer "horns" (antlers) and park their trucks right across from your house.
Horny Hunter by MeTheTree December 11, 2006
WHAT THE JUNK
A gentler way of saying "what the F***." You say this becase A)you're around little kids B)it just sounds funnier.
WHAT THE JUNK by MeTheTree December 11, 2006