A platinum monkey is referring to the best pussy you'll ever get. Tight, soft, perfection.
"It don't stay platinum by being a hoe!"
"It don't stay platinum by being a hoe!"
by Jnwrolin1019 May 4, 2016
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You had too much to drink on Tuesday, what was your patish on Wednesday?
This guy misses work so often, yet he always has a patish.
This guy misses work so often, yet he always has a patish.
by RajeshZA July 21, 2016
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Male reproductive organ capable of producing superhuman offspring when introduced into Platinum female organ.
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